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for the rest of their life.
Now, that's a fire!
If he owed you money, you'd be chasing him, too.
Y'all need some dogs I got this one, if you buy this one...
You talking to me?
Pampers if you're too late. - What's with the dogs?
Diarrhea, my ass. I ain't got to worry about you.
He's not Arab, he's not Mexican, he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan.
Anything that's extra, they just clip it off. - Come on.
I'm just saying, being educated means you have opportunities.
Don't buy nothing from him.
Something like that. How much I owe you for this?
And Hitting Your Head On The CB4 and land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
that wanted to come down here and make something out they self.
Come on get in! Throw it up in there!
Get him on out of here.
That won't do nothing but make Cadillac number-one dealership in the country.
but sometimes I think...
flushed down the drain...
Y'all come over here and learn something.
We don't need reparations. All right? We need restraint.
None of that.
No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
When the retro hits your bank account
This is good chicken, too.
What? - It's your fault, man!
What? - Why, Calvin?
Ribs better than black people?
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But it just hard enough, you sitting there trying to cut some head...
Let me show you. - You've got a picture.
Happy mlk day
Roots, get me a hot towel.
And Oh Bob Saget. and tigerclaw and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and I paid for that. You Dick.Head and big fat sanoussi
Ass is like money. You can never have too much.
Right? Woman with a big ass!
I figured not. You mind just trimming me up a little bit?
Me instigating shit between my grandkids
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You talking about Linda from Parkview? - Yes, Big Ass.
I'm not gonna work my ass off for that.
Wait a minute....
You're a two-time felon.
No. Tony Roma's is delicious.
You wanna act like you ain't giving it up, but I'm going to get that, just like I got you.
You can come in, and they'll give you a trim.
Don't make you better than no one.
What the hell are you doing, man?
What was that thing all about in there? You know that boy don't want no trouble.
Die. Die. Die. Dies. I know you see me looking at you when you already know I wanna die in hell you already know I wanna die in hell. You already know.
Well, leave.
Lester Wallace is not a loan shark. - Really?
All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next? - Not me.
He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either.
Before it comes to your dinner plate...
Wait, I'm sorry I messed up your flowers and everything.
You walk your black ass into some white man's bank...
Now they got photos of the plate.
I mean, if we can't talk straight in a barbershop...
and you got to give it up to Rosa Parks, period.
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Maybe I'm bout to slap the shit of you, don't get on my bad side you ain't been in here nothing but a minute, I'll shootcha ass up
we are unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others.
Take the moneybag, let's do it!
Sit down, Rayford.
Nobody move!
Why you always throwing out random trivia, like you know everything?
Fool almost messed up my part.
Hey, Calvin. - What's up man?
You're sure you're gonna keep the barbershop open, right?
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You gonna make me catch a case before I go to work?
My mama's trying to come back, and he is doing that.
Damn, speaking of Pakistan....
you got no skill.
No. Get out of here. Go!
And, please, black people, be on time...
Calvin, what that boy name?
Happy birthday pimpin
Who drank my goddamn Red Bull?
Looking good for a change.
As a black man, I got my pride and my dignity.
When he down there in Georgia, slinging his thing through half the state.
You got vision…
Pretty Ricky! What's up baby?
THUG NASTY, NASTY THUG!!!
Why Janelle won't stay out my business? God.
Sit up there, just watch too much TV and listen to that Jigga Ray...
sitting in the middle of your floor, 'cause they been lookin' for it all day.
You could do a lot worse than being a barber.
So, Terri, I know you have a boyfriend and everything.
Martin Luther King was a hoe!
I mean, can't you see that?
Watch your mouth, Eddie!
And all he did was give away free haircuts. Now they want freebies.
'Cause you don't belong here. The white barbershop is uptown.
On what?
I sold the shop.
You got it? - I don't have it.
Hey, Eddie!
That means I've got senroyity.
Who drank my goddamn orange juice
Calvin, what are you doing? - Hey, baby.
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My dog.
That's coming right on off there. See, that's smooth.
You see that right there? You know what that means?
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There you go, man. Go and throw your life away.
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Can you help me with this shoe?
Black folks ought to boycott Arizona...
Wasn't it good? I had him.
This morning, I made such a spectacle of myself.