Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? - Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

So y’all don’t hear me?!

This is the barbershop!

if you were to get me my money by, say...

Rick! Call me soon as they let you use a phone.

Thelma's son. Your grandson!

Firey: there's nothing we can stop him! *siren dances* leafy; actually no, we can insult him! Firey: wait, what? Leafy: hey! You son of a freak! Siren head: I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER! Firey: neither that

Your sister's a demon child. - Whatever, man.

Wait a minute. I take that back! Don't do that. Come back!

I ain't messing with that fool no more.

Rick, get that off there, and lean him back.

Hold on a second, baby.

I do want... - Out! Clown!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

This is just a big video game!

You know I can't stand your uncle.

Man, that piece of Junk barely run.

You're gonna cause a scene for $5?

Both my babies.

Two, O.J. did it.

We going to see Lester Wallace.

That's a trip. - Yes.

trying to help everybody in this damn neighborhood.

Clean you up or something?

Man, come on, I'm talking 'bout isms up and...

Thanks for bringing my coat.

No! You can't tell nobody about this, you hear me?

Hell, no, man. - What?

You're breaking up with me?

Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Albert

Now that means that a 24-inch waist...

You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like that.

I'll have my own mural, my own shop.

I need to say something.

Hey, this is my grandmama's oxygen machine.

and have nothing.

How you doing? - Fine. How you doing?

make it mean something to you.

Attitude will put you on. Confidence.

Come on, player. Come on, big man.

Have some respect and decency for other people's stuff.

I figured you'd make a case for how slavery got y'all oppressed...

I just bought it!

And when you do get out, I'm going to be long gone!

You understand? Thank you.

That's you. And that's for you. Okay? Watch out.

I want you to be inconspicuous.

Come in the back? - That's my girl.

I know you are not talking to me about how to run my shop.

WHO DRANK MY DAMN APPLE JUICE?!

May, be, no one drank the St. Ides, maybe it evaporated like milk Maybe you got a crack on the bottle and it leaked down to the fridge fan

I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up.

I put a big red sign saying:

My foot! - Jay! You all right?

Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda?

Not only is what you're saying not true...

Where the hell you been, man?

I wouldn't have gave half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity.

I got some eggs for you. You better come on and get 'em.

But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's liable to bust a cap in his ass, right?

Here come Jumbo Mutumbo!

Thank you. That's all I'm saying.

Yo, just be yourself.

I bought some more apple juice.

You got to buy lunch. I don't have any money.

Do you and nothing need a ride? - Yeah.

Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!

Look what I've got. - Excuse me!

Why would people walk around with a patch in their head?

Know what? Jimmy got a point.

I said, the machine broke!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

and gotta worry 'bout this fool trying to shank you.

No, it ain't. lt looks like a cash machine to me.

Gotta call some backup for us.

Then I'll Squatch it like a bug instead. Then I'll Take Your PlayStation and computer. Face It. I'm In Charge Here.

It's the hottest thing on the street. All the youngsters asking me about it.

Hey! - Hey, girl!

Okay, all right.

Shaking like ooty meat

You going to take this money. How you gonna renege?

Cutlass Sierra?

What you looking at me for? - Because I know you drank it.

That's what this is about? Me being in the pen?

I love you. - Bullshit.

I wanta watch Up (2009)

that's the problem with your whole generation.

Hey, hook me up, Cal.

do do do a do do bird

Hey, yo, listen up, everybody.

if he ever made the mistake of disrespecting her.

And 5 gum and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I'm part of this shop, too, man.

There's too much of myself to go around.

But, listen. Your grandfather opened this shop.

No, he'll be in a little later, though.

and they got thrown in Jail, and they did it way before Rosa did!

I'll get you good! I'm gonna get you real good!

It had not even been loaded yet.

You sure about that?

These young boys don't know nothing.

I'm a businessman, and a barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow.

thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you. You know that.

Hold on, player. - Wait!

What’s my mama code

See that? That's why you can't have no business in the ghetto.