Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I'm going to lose my shop, I just don't want to lose it this way.

Your mama don't have real silverware, so we could get in here?

Sit up there, just watch too much World Cup TV and listen to that Jigga Ray...

O.J. did it? Oh, man!

Die. Die. Die. Dies. I know you see me looking at you when you already know I wanna die you already know I wanna die in hell. You already know.

I'm busy. - I don't want to see Eddie.

Stop it! Put the bat down!

It's been in my family too long.

You come back in here. I'm going to call the police.

Calvin, baby, what's going on?

They're going be good.

You all right. We need some more money.

My father used to come here every Saturday. He loved this place.

Calvin, you got that candy? I want a Now and Later!

These are for you.

Julia, go upstairs, Get Your Boots and get cleaned up. Now. No.

We'll get you this time.

got that new DMX baby!

We'll be right with you.

That's not fair, you're taking his side.

Wait a minute. That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.

I rebuild. I fix the store, and I stay right here.

What's up, Janelle?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

a scallop is a shellfish.

And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair.

Yeah, me neither.

Thug Nasty Nasty Thug

What the hell is you looking at?

I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed.

Tony Roma’s is delicious Ribs better than black ppl

Boy, they sure know how to kill a man's dreams.

Good to see you, thanks for coming. - Yes, indeed.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

What did you do? I got a patch in my head!

I'm only saying he's a cripple.

It ain't even a shellfish.

And the Smurfs bearglove and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

the money is yours, the shop is mine.

I'm gonna call your mom and tell her what happened!

And if I had the money, I'd tip you guys myself.

I was young. I didn't know.

Whatever it is you do...

Yes, this is true.

You better never let Sylvia Limon hear you talk like that.

I told you to keep still... - I got a patch on my head!

No sense of history.

You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to?

For one brief, embarrassing moment, I chose to give up.

It's the ratio.

I mean, look at you. You have hung in there.

What's up, man?

"It evaporated."

I'll show you something that's gonna make you much happier.

So, what, you just gonna break up with me?

You know what? Look.

FBI: we’ve brought in Jesse Jackson for a message of peace. Black peoples:

Look, Calvin....

You want to know how I really feel about you?

Message from Atlanta Falcons To Aaron Rodgers

He ain't from here, I know that.

You gonna cause a scene man for 5 dollars?!

Get away from my store!

I don't know what y'all say, I ain't taking reparations.

Somebody out there doing somebody's car?

Look, let me show you something.

I think Chicago PD might have a problem with this ATM machine...

All right, here we go, baby!

Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?

Quit talking, more cut. Wait till my mom gets here.

Ricky, did you just say two-time loser?

He's just a businessman from the street.

So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club.

I don't want it! - Shut up! I got a Job to do!

Come on, Billy, bring your ass back over here.

Shut up, Jimmy.

Either that, or I go back to India.

He wasn't going shoot nobody. He had on leather pants.

You know, your father would've been proud of you, too. Come here.

I wouldn't want to have any misappropriations going on up in here.

Also, there were a bunch of people lined up at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart.

See that? That right there is Oprah's guesthouse.

How you respond when someone’s been talking behind your back but nice to your face..

Who drank my apple juice

You look good. - Take care of the thing.

Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother.

You know what, schoolboy? For your information...

Yo! Detective Williams.

Die. Die. Die. Dies. I know you see me looking at you when you already know I wanna die and you already know I wanna die in hell.

I was hoping you'd do the same thing here.

Restraint? - Restraint.

What else can I have... - No, that's all you get.

That's what you said about the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins.

and by the end of the day, I will know something.

He ain't to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.

'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus? - Come on, you know who she is.

Get up against the wall! - Hold up, man, my foot!

Who are we gonna be working for?

I worked a double last night. I Just got home two hours ago.

Calvin, you know I want to help you.

You're nothing but a minstrel show turned on its ear.

All it need is a little paint and a tune-up, 'cause it backfires just about that much.

are you stupid simple or slow? which one?

FBI: we’ve brought in Jesse Jackson for a message of peace. Black people:

I have never come across anybody just wanting to give me my money back.

Let me get you lathered up here.

You took too long That makes it free right?

Excuse me. - I don't want your cooties.

Let's go! Come on. Move it! Pull the chain, fool!

How I be talking to Saturday mornings once the weekend finally arrives

I hear that Evander Holyfield gonna put a Red Lobster in a church.

Who is it? - It's the manager! Open this door!

I sold the barbershop.

These used to be my tools, dog. This used to be my station.

Do I look like Barry Sanders? Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Lamar. Don't bring your skinny ass back.

All right, man, let's see it.

Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers pulling good ass.

Jennifer Lopez.

Yes, you do. - In the nose, right here.

Come on, what you gonna give me for it?

just a splash of hazelnut.