Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Motherfucker.
I'll whup her ass. - No, man, don't do that.
Keep the change.
that something as simple as a little haircut...
DVDs CDs
The same night you borrowed my truck.
The place where a black man means something!
See, you do this all the time, man!
I'm just trying to get him clean like them Gillette commercials.
How come he can eat out front, while we... - 'Cause Eddie's old, man.
Say you ain't drink it. - Did you see...
Because nobody in here want to be a barber...
what advice can you offer a guy like me on the art of wooing women?
You know that.
Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe!
Thanks. - Okay, you take care, now.
Something about a monkey coming back. But his ass has too much pressure.
What? - All right.
Fine, I'm Calling the Damn Cops! Bitch Call the Motherfukkin Cops Then!
Oh, my God. - Oh, God!
Who drank my goddamn Hawaiian punch?
Can I show you something? - Yes.
He was a Jew.
The whole thing, frankly...
Grandma, did you say something? - Grandma don't see or hear too good.
You got vision…
There go the thugs you want over there.
Or, if you sell it to me...
When I'm finished with her, you'll remember!
and all them folk up in there, hippity-hoppity nonsense...
See what?
Calvin. - Hey, baby.
You might learn something now.
Hey, Rick.
I would've whupped him last week. - Why you think I was chasing him? What....
but he was rich...
You don't think he had nothing to do with that.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
All I need is some cocoa butter. I can get that. Excuse me, player.
Well I think every black person should at least get $100,000.
Man, you got to have it with you.
You got vision
Terri...
Man, you even wish you had my clothes, my style, my walk.
Hey, hey! Slow down right here. Slow down.
He knows what to say.
Do I have to draw you a picture? - No.
I don't see Lester's car.
Who is she?
Yes!
Thank you. - You're welcome.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
How is he gonna call himself a man of God?
We appreciate you having us, Calvin. - I'm serious.
Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence
Bam
What? - That's right, the principle.
What's going on? What are you doing in my shop?
You know what? I tell you this.
How did we get out of that?
862-755-7376 862-755-7376
Hold on a second, baby.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Thug nasty nasty thug
Hold it, Mr. Wallace.
You're walking by yourself. I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing.
Calvin!
It's always something on a Saturday, isn't it?
Damn!
you're gonna lose the shop...
Hey, boo. - This is just too much. Hi.
She got you on that. - What can I do to keep your mouth shut?
When he get through, his face gonna be real smooth, like Gary Coleman.
It's stupid.
and don't know nothing. Let me. Sir, you mind?
You ain't going out like no sucker? - No.
I'm talking to my lady.
Now, see, I told Sitting Bull across the street over there...
It run.
So, what you gonna do?
I should thank you.
And they traced it back to me.
You know, getting the hookup...
It just showed up, and then it was gone.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Man, let me tell you something.
We're Watching The Old Spice Bearglove And Beggin Strips Gotta Get That Bacon And Mucinex And M&M's Can I Watch TV And Myrbetriq Doctor And Big Ass Biscuit
I'm gonna get my barbershop back.
Calvin, your father wouldn't put up with this mess. You have to handle this.
Come on. Hold on.
I don't believe this. - Why?
No, I'm straight, dog.
Hey, don't you make me....
You got any money?
And I want you to see what the word on the street is.
What'd she say? - Hey, man. Where you going?
I ain't paying your ass nothing!
-Man, I got your money-- -See, I got money too.
All right. Hey, what can you do?
No. - Let me take my jacket off.
Only difference between them and her...
What's up, little man?
Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next.
Stop slamming them doors!
Did you?
That's right. Come on. Take care.
We only got about a hour.
Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me?
We gonna get paid.
What's going on?
Jimmy will never touch your head again, I promise.
What the hell is wrong with you? Got me running all over the goddamn place.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
$20, man. - All right.
It don't look that bad. - Yes, it does.
Get him up and get him out.
No, man. And now you've been going around with Big Ass.
All right.
What's going on up in here? - I'm on your team!
So, that makes it free, right?
Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby.
I know you Heard
Take it down.
Get up! I dare you!