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when you run "DROP TABLE" on production environment
That means I still know what the hell I'm doing.
Hannah Montana (2008)
I got the Job.
'cause he invested in people.
All right, this is what we going to do.
I heard, on BET, we supposed to make some money.
Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Ricky here?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Somebody help me!
Hold tight, Lester, you got bigger problems than that, dog.
What about when Eddie had tax problems? I got him a new social.
Watch your toes.
I can live with that.
Can you see all right? I'll watch out on this side.
Cal, you could have told us.
He's supposed to pay.
You mean closing early? - What you mean by today?
You just stay here, work on the ATM.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You forgot something!
You don't like strangers coming in and out of the shop.
I got too much to lose.
Fade away, boo-yah!
When you slang that Ghetto D To your Barbershop
Like hell! This ain't no hateration, or no holleration in this dancery, okay?
Michael who?
I didn't hear that. - You heard me, Bourgie Banton.
You are truly ignorant.
Billy!
Next. - Hold on, man.
Who drank my apple juice?
Got the shoes.
Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop. Left everything the same.
How much I owe you for this? - No. Put your money away.
I had to use it help my man Ricky get out of Jail.
Just 'cause you go to some fancy college don't make you better than me.
That's not bad.
you started spending all the money on those get-rich-quick schemes.
That's just the guesthouse.
Come here.
You do that thing. But I can find better.
Got them shoes!
A couple more years, I'm gonna retire, and I'm gonna move to Arizona.
Who drank my drink Who drank my goddamn starbucks drink
lf they handing it out, I won't turn down nothing but my collar.
Thanks, baby.
Calvin...
I knew it. - Get that flashlight out of my face!
Run, nigger. Look at him go.
You know, there are a lot of Babyface songs.
Message from Atlanta Falcons To Aaron Rodgers
$15,000?
I ain't playing games, baby.
Wait a minute. Don't open the door. ls it hers?
Am I all right?
Nate At Ajas
Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman. I mean, it's respectable.
Gonna be real smooth like Gary Coleman!
Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up.
-You gonna take that? -Turn it up like this.
There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop! You know that.
It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere.
Hey, man. - Calvin.
Hannah Montana gets slapped in the back of the head (2006)
Here go your money back. I'm putting it right here on the table for you.
Stupid.
You have to find the guys, Officer. - Okay.
Because it's a mollusk.
I probably wouldn't say this in front of white folk.
Don't put your finger in my... - Leave.
Can you believe Shaka-Zulu? - Listen!
Getcho Burnt Cheeto head ass the fukk outta my crib!
The Fly (1986)
Just think about that Babyface song.
is that...
But let me tell you something. At the end of the day....
You wrote that yourself?
Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself a Bentley with some 20s on it.
You want some good ribs? You should go over to C&K on 75th.
I lost the shop.
Whatever you want, man. Got the new DMX, baby!
Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of glad you came to your senses.
You have a nice day.
What? - I'm not here.
When did you start doing business with a loan shark like him?
That's how you lock a door, dog.
What I'm saying is, is that black people need to stop lying.
That's a safari punch!
No.
Fellows, what's up?
And a lot better.
You know I do.
It don't make no sense.
What are you doing in my shop?
Every time I hear the name Rosa Parks This is what I think of
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
You know what, player? We're gonna get caught.
Everything you needed I got for you.
Don't be scared. - I'm free. I'll cut your hair.
Okay, but wait. Why was he here?