Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. - Thank you.
You can't even click it right. - Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
Spartans tonight we dine and Kaylee saying my leg and humble ducky dancing
Thank you, cutie.
No, Calvin, let me tell it.
What? - Who drank my stupid sour patch kids?
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I'm calling the cops on you two!
Come on. - Okay.
The signature says Sweetness right there!
You know, over at the shop?
People like that always get theirs in the end.
You know what? I mean, think about it.
$5?
Now if you measure around a woman's waist, right?
Yes, this is true.
Selling my phones, man.
What matters is, I made this move for us. This is for us.
At the barbershop. - All day?
Me instigating shit between my grandkids
Did you know you get on my nerves?
Don't make me smack you. - I told you once.
Hey, what the helI's wrong with you?
I never knew money could be so heavy.
Bfdi club objects forever - stop moving leafy and friends profily: SURE! CAKE YOU MIGHT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?! Nickel: holy object!!!!! Shopping cart: nickel that's a stone. but you need to make it!
Munster front, Wyclef right.
You that dumb nigger.
What was that for?
What's wrong with you? Are you retarded? - What's up man?
Us? - Yes.
From the heel, dog. Let the toe go.
My finger!
I don't touch nobody else's stuff--
Courage? What you going do?
Kill that noise. You know everyone starts out in the first chair.
Get this phone from me, two for one. - The last one didn't work.
We need it right now.
Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy. - For real, man.
I bet that you all didn't even know Jesus wasn't a Christian.
For what?
My sister-in-law was keeping her. She's a crackhead and I can't have that.
Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action, I'll take them all on!
Get it.
Okay, man, are we straight or what?
Trying to get this studio together so we can finally make money off this stuff.
You gonna mess around and send me into premature labor.
Hell. - Give me that, let me!
Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT.
I was here in '74, when desegregation started...
You can talk about whoever and whatever, whenever you want to in a barbershop.
Lunch?
This isn't the end of the line for Jimmy James.
You don't know what a scallop is.
He was a fashion expert.
I'm just saying... - Who you talking about?
I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault!
Don't ignore me like that.
I lead. You follow.
Man, he owes me money.
But you understand, it wasn't just money. - $5, player?
Gabby!
I been calling you all day about the bumper.
Man, that dude is crazy.
I was here in '68 when they robbed and burned down...
Why is that? - 'Cause I was running outta insults.
Run Nigga Run
I know you heard that Dhanush
Thanks, Cal.
I'll show you how to play.
It's the principle!
The girls dressed like little barbers.
Man, she was tired.
That's right! I said it!
I don't have to see you... - What'd you see?
Okay, lead.
Pull this sock off for me, too. - Are these socks clean?
You know...
Damn damn damn!
I said, she a ho! - No!
He ain't to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.
Man, I learned a lot, man. - What about the police, man?
Knock his college ass out!
No, Calvin, let them go!
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Listen to me, baby, check it out. - Ray! What you doing?
Jay! Come here, you punk!
It will.
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Not you. Me.
They were real pretty.
Come on. Your drop.
You're going to Jail for life, player!
And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing but sit her black ass down.
Because that's what I'm gonna buy for my baby.
And you ain't allowing me to do it.
damn damn damn!
Your cousin? - J.D. did this to me.
This is Chi-Town's finest, and I ain't going out like no sucker.
Tell me something.
GRRRRRRRRRR
You just stay right there!
How you like your chicken, Ricky? Original, or extra crispy?
is that she was a secretary at the NAACCP...
with a Jacuzzi, pool... - Listen.
Come on, man! What you doing?