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Hey, Rupert, something just occurred to me.
you walk around here expecting everyone to kiss your ring.
Not too much champagne now, dear.
Very emotional man. Yeah.
-If you'll both excuse me. -[Ted] Absolutely, yeah. Go do your thing.
You know what? I'll get outta your hair.
He'd say wear this, eat that.
Thank you.
Relax, babe. It's all part of the branding plan, innit?
He's a piece of shit.
[grunts]
Good evening,
Why don't you do the auction?
Now, please, sit down. Everybody.
I probably wouldn't because, as we all know, I'm not much of a hugger.
And that, I believe, gets Rebecca over her goal of 800,000. Thank you.
-Quick. -All right.
[photographers clamoring]
What are you saying sorry to him for?
[cheers, applause]
Uh, yeah. Okay, so, uh, that's it. I love-- I miss ya.
[player takes deep breath]
-Oh-ho! [chuckles] -[Rebecca] Only joking.
-Is that possible? -Yes.
He'll be right over. Top up.
[typing]
Yeah.
Gotta love a troubadour.
Do you like it when people tell you... that you've got a piece of food in your teeth? Oh absolutely, Yeah...
and made a fairly extensive list of those who cannot make it.
I shouldn't laugh. It sounds... judgy.
You boys all right? How's my suit? All good? Yeah?
-Twelve thousand pounds. -Fourteen thousand.
I think you should know
You're not going to walk into that one, are you, ted?
It's the most flattering.
I am personally donating £1 million to the cause.
-[laughs] -[mouthing] You owe me.
there was this old geezer at the club, Doug Stashwick.
-[knocking] -[Ted] Hey, boss.
Simple, rich, fit.