Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ We've gone and hurt our mama ♪

-[woman] Thank you so much. -[Rebecca] Oh, you're so welcome.

Coach, tell these boys what the first rule of No Feature Work Friday is.

I just need to get inside. Okay.

[sighs] Now I'm close to 30, and I am still dating a 23-year-old footballer.

Ladies and gentlemen, slight change in plans.

Don't use me as a prop in your little fights.

So we're fixing this.

Fuck you. Fuck this table.

And this year, hopefully even more.

Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance?

Roy, let me ask you something.

A double and a single in one. A triple.

Here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot.

before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas.

I'm actually, really, feeling quite mellow.

Just put one foot in front of the other, yeah?

Wasn't Woody made out of cloth?

Oh, boy. You all right, buddy?

I need to freshen up.

That concludes the auction, apart from one small surprise.

[Arlo] You're hearing AFC Richmond

You're probably all revved up because of the big shindig, right?

Oh. Weren't you expecting me?

Hello again. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that, uh...

[sighs] You always ask me that.

[shutters clicking]

Gaffer saved you, old man.

You know, a lot of moving pieces putting together a thing like this though.

And I listened.

It's just not me. There's no hood, no zips.

What a... lovely surprise.

So when I was 18, I dated a footballer that was 23.