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If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear.
[chuckles]
[Rupert] Fourteen thousand!
Yoo-hoo.
one more time.
[Ted] What a charmer, huh?
It was a joke. Jamie.
[Coach Beard chuckles]
Just make fun of yourself right off the bat, a little joke.
You think these fellas
Oh, God, that one's absolutely beautiful, but...
and welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit for Underprivileged Children.
Oh, the hell with it.
Yeah. Those rickshaw bike things are so silly, but they do look like fun.
that the young woman that was bidding on Jamie was actually his other plus-one.
Tonight, when I tell everyone that Robbie has canceled,
I want him, Rupert.
-Hi. -I'm Keeley.
♪ 'Cause I'm a good boy to my mama ♪
-Pass. -[chuckles]
No. No. Fuck off. Fuck you. No. No.
What do you mean?
[cheers, applause]
Ten thousand.
Hey, here's a little trick of the trade.
-See you again next year. -Can't wait.
-Robbie? -Yeah.
Coach, you know what I'm thinkin' about right now?
What you all came for.
No matter what he does, they just love him.
If you change your mind, say the word and-- [imitates whooshing] sent.
♪ I've got bad siblings ♪
-All-boys school. -Hmm.
And besides, it's... for the children.
It was the same shit Yankee Doodle was peddling.
Check out Nate. Looking pretty dapper himself, huh?
Which is just...
Of course.
Oh, yeah?
I was wondering if me, Roy and Jamie could all sit at the same table tonight.
God!
-Sold to Keeley Jones. -[cheers, applause]