Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

my dad scraped together the money to send me

You used to want to be a writer, remember?

Your date? Did I miss something?

and I don't think it's been cleaned.

if it will be my last night on earth.

I... I, um, I thought I was, too.

But I should have been more responsible

Well, that's an issue.

at my parents' house tonight.

wishing I had another bottle of wine,

And I love you so much.

What about college?

if I can keep it up for the rest of our lives.

And give him a chance to fix this.

Tell me about it.

Okay, you... might be beyond help.

I do want kids.

Please, you said that you would trade them for a massage chair.

because someone had to be strong for our kids!

What is wrong with our family?

it would be up to me to host family dinners.

So I, for one, would like to be done.

No, not doing that.

Thank you, Stella. That was, uh... a speech.

we'll get through it together.

What are you... What are you doing here, honey?

This a chandelier?

I'm pretty sure I don't own a tie.

- I want it. - Okay.

- I'm gonna take you inside. - Okay.

Yes! My first job ever!

find true love.

but it didn't take that long.

I would still be on your side metaphorically.

We should talk about this later.

She's been dreaming about this day since she was a sapling.

Good evening, party people.

I think it's really bad-ass,

but the beginning of my life sentence...

Well, maybe it's a good thing

I knew that my dad wasn't the type of guy

- We did? - Yeah.

that this isn't gonna be your last night on earth,

Peter, I know how you must feel, but...

Uh, Aiden is a grown man who still lives at home,

Okay, I... I can't ask my sister to see

Slim Jim... for protein.

I-I seriously think it will help you get your life on track.

my dad needed my help more than I needed his.

with nothing else to do truly can.

I'm gonna get this one. Give me this one!

Is that how you say it?

The hous... no.

What are you terrified of?

so I went to him.