Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I set all his watches and clocks to say p.m., when it's really a.m.

I know. I met him.

Tracy has asked us to read this prepared statement.

that I totally lost count!

There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.

I know it's a stressful time for you and your mother...

Before you hear crazy rumors and start believing them,

We have a black president now.

I just love ya to death.

about how you don't wanna be treated any differently

Now you're standing on the very spot

This next one's me.

because audiences were so much less sophisticated.

Right now comes to mind.

Ma'am, this is a wild animal. You can't treat it like a person.

Time for union break.

Especially after I was told I can't leave during the day

my purchase of a book entitled Intercourse after hip surgery.

Did you guys know about this?

Let's... not make this about you.

a chance to go back to the past