Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Somebody loves me.

what the hell time is it?

White oppressors, answer my question.

- Paul's not your dad. - But Paul's here.

I have a date with my son.

Thank you, mother.

As a child, I had a prize pig that I thought was my best friend.

- My god. Have you told Colleen? - No Colleen.

Is that what you've been holding onto all these years?

I don't know which of these five cell numbers he answers,

Colleen, can I borrow one of your ties?

It's not a toy!

For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.

- Tracy's here already? - I guess so.

- I bet you can, you son of a bitch. - I beg your pardon?

And be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and know your lines.

Paul lives in Florida.

On a date with my mom, instead of walking out the door.

Colleen is very vulnerable right now, and scam artists can smell that.

marriage certificate, my mother's boyfriend?

He's not an animal!