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Lyle, can you stand up a second? You're sitting on my tie. Then the tyre factory opened and overnight the population shot up about 35,000.
Me too.
Jim, you called it. Hasn't moved in almost 20 minutes.
These babies should bring us a pretty good price.
but we need our own men here because if anything happens to them,
Give me the rope.
Once the people see that God does not work miracles for those who oppose me,
Will you still be here when we get back?
Hawk.
Attention. A military curfew is in effect throughout Ishtar.
It's A Little Rough Right Now Because The Communists Are Trying To Instigate A Coup
Hey.
Hey, that's right. That's only 37.50$ a week for each of us.
The map will still exist. Yes, but they won't.
So when you say that you pay them a little something?
How come you're dropping beads?
Your roommate is a ClA agent. The room may be wired.
Today they get Ishtar, tomorrow they get North Africa.
Because if yourself You don't know why
You're not selling water to some schmuck in Ponder, Texas! This is the Hawk talking!
You and Lyle walk out of town, walk southeast.
Honduras? Morocco. It's safer.
The expiration date is nearly due on those packages and the sender wants an lD.
Oh, Your Excellency, must we go through this?
Come in as low as you can. They'll hold still for you.
English? English?
Oh, please.
l can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East.
l bought a few things. A hand-dyed Tuareg gown here.
and tell him that you wish to buy a blind camel.
They're gonna call Marty, word's gonna get out. We will never get another booking.
Run!
He will find you a blind camel.
l can check. Yes, check.
We feel fairly certain that there was a sexual encounter between Shirra Assel and Lyle
l think I can get you a booking. l got good news for you. What?
He's not hiring you!
That's what I thought might happen.
That's 75$ in American money. That includes room and board.
Okay. All right.
We're songwriters and we're looking for an agent.
You can stop pointing now. Oh.
25 dirham more.
Uh, Lyle. l own a blind camel.
''That's Amore.''
against the Emir and take over Ishtar.
Freed Talent Agency. Mr. Freed, uh, this is Chuck Clarke of Rogers & Clarke.
They don't understand Arabic or each other. We don't understand them.
You told him you were going for a drive.
The ones dressed as Texans? No.
No. If two Americans die, it has to be unofficially.
No, but the beads on my necklace didn't shine. They're the ones that I dropped.
But that's not the biggest problem. The girl wants social reforms in Ishtar, which means we probably have to get rid of the Emir.
Do you love me, Chuck? Look, Carol, you're wonderful.
Please let me get my own bag! Please, can I get my own bag, because l... Oh, God! What have I done?
The hotel where the American journalists stay in Honduras.
Hey, shoot me or lower your voice and stop throwing Jim Harrison up to me.
Lyle, what do you say we get this show on the road?
Break off a pinch of you
the map goes to the KGB, but if Emir Yousef accepts Shirra Assel's reforms
Bad bird! Bad! Bad! Bad!
This is the trigger.
Oh, my God, Rabbi Pierce is here. Charles, you remember Rabbi Pierce.
l don't. And you don't know about the map?
What you say after watching infinity wars! I’m not crying i have a piece of spider man in my eyes!!!
this is an ancient, devious world,
nlann afha
And we've been able to make a deal, general,
Before that, we were just guys...
and we don't want to be associated with that.
l shouldn't have played in here. And time goes by so fast
Well, I'm not gonna be using--
l just loved you. Thank you, thank you.
When you ask him, he'd rather get shot!
Let them come in closer. When I give you the signal, stand and fire.
Oh, Jim, get off this road. You're heading straight for wa-wa land.
Red-Fez-Alert. Birds are being netted. Hunters unknown.
And the way I see it, people would rather suffer with what they have than try the unknown.
''The Yellow Rose of Texas.'' '' Memories.''
Who have made me look foolish and strengthened the belief that God has a hand in my overthrow...
So what? We're gonna be back in Shali Benamali in a little while.
This is the end! Easy. Calm down, Lyle.
Yes, I'm leaving some love in my will
Taxi! The last act left because they got nervous about the death squads.
First the camels and then this.
l don't know what you're talking about.
Soon, their escape will be called a miracle!
Half an hour? Yeah. Can you give us another half-hour?
Applaud!
It's in my room at the Chez Casablanca. Help yourself.
Do you know how to use a grenade launcher?
Attention. A military curfew is in effect throughout Ishtar.