Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is this stain?
- Do you have your stub? - My stub?
- It's playing there too. - No. I would not have said Paradise.
Who keeps the stub?
My night's ruined. I didn't do any sets, didn't go to the movies.
Oh, no, Buckles? You're not putting him on tonight, are you?
- All right, what time is it? - Twenty after 10.
Let me tell you something:
Don't put me through that.
Yes, but it's only a game.
Elaine?
Nobody will explain it to you. In the theatre, you can't find out.
No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?
Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie... IF THERE'S EVEN THE SLIGHTEST POSSIBILITY A WOMAN WILL TAKE HER TOP OFF.
Very busy tonight. Very busy. Where you go?
You'll give me the money when you have it.
...have you seen a tall, lanky doofus...
Ticket, sir?
- You want the medium or middle size? - What's the difference?
- I only have a 20. - Hi.
Jerry, take the coat. Please. One month.
Saturday night, theatre traffic. Good move.
A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
Nope.
- What is it, Your Majesty? - Anyone asks-
- You think I need to lose some weight? - Weight? No.
The Village Voice cals it a masterpiece.
...of our scheduling policies.