Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't put me through that.
Very busy tonight. Very busy. Where you go?
You'll give me the money when you have it.
- It's playing there too. - No. I would not have said Paradise.
Saturday night, theatre traffic. Good move.
- Do you have your stub? - My stub?
What is this stain?
The Village Voice cals it a masterpiece.
- You think I need to lose some weight? - Weight? No.
No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?
Yes, but it's only a game.
- You want the medium or middle size? - What's the difference?
...have you seen a tall, lanky doofus...
Who keeps the stub?
A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
...of our scheduling policies.
Oh, no, Buckles? You're not putting him on tonight, are you?
- What is it, Your Majesty? - Anyone asks-
Nobody will explain it to you. In the theatre, you can't find out.
- All right, what time is it? - Twenty after 10.
Nope.
Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie... IF THERE'S EVEN THE SLIGHTEST POSSIBILITY A WOMAN WILL TAKE HER TOP OFF.
Ticket, sir?
Elaine?
- I only have a 20. - Hi.
Let me tell you something:
Jerry, take the coat. Please. One month.
My night's ruined. I didn't do any sets, didn't go to the movies.