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You know, if you'd like to learn the proper way to drink tea,
The other lawyers were incompetent.
So, can I get you something to drink?
Hit his head on a rock at the bottom of the ravine.
Oh, yeah. False alarm.
[tires squealing]
Nothing.
So just follow my lead.
All right, stick it into storage.
I had fun, you know.
-See ya. -Have fun!
is the most thriving urban predator in North America.
[crash]
Yuri, I'm sorry--
Ha! So cute.
But anytime I go home, it finds me.
Thought I'd come and check out this place.
So, what are we thinking?
but I'm ready to move on.
Of course.
Great, 'cause you're taking me out on a date.
Did I tell you?
do I have to pay?
but he can be charming.
♪ But you're on to me
but... that's not what she wants.
I want to be a team.
Um...
I'm tagging you on my story and my grid.
it makes me feel like I can't trust you.
Both singing: ♪ But you touch me for a little while ♪
One, two, three, four.
Where-- Where you going? What--
[phone chimes]
Oh, sorry, we're not really gonna buy the beer.
-You get his money too? -Oh, no.
Okay, I'll see you at school.
Did I tell you that you look absolutely gorgeous tonight?
If I had a time machine,
No, he'll love it.
Oh, I hope I catch the bouquet.
What exactly do you want with Ruby?
-He does, right? -Yeah.
I-- I couldn't have done it. I wasn't even there.
these etiquette-slash- ballroom dancing classes
See this woman with the blue pom-pom earrings?
interested in me like that anymore, so...
I got Mom our gift.
♪ The one thing that I still know ♪
So what's going on with you and Dennis?
What's cotillion?
I don't think he's, uh,
Thanks again for coming tonight.
That way, you can delete them if the date went badly,
Collect $50 from every player."
♪ Again
It's just she's always in the driver's seat.
I will learn to compromise.
and there's secret Schnapps drinking in the bathrooms.
Not enough time to do the deed.
Why'd you choose this dump?
So unoriginal.
and I didn't want to miss out.
Maybe he was the right guy all along?
Always open doors for ladies,
[clears throat]