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"And you're one of those annoying bitches
Well, tonight, I am not Mariana.
♪ Clearly in Hollywood...
side-swept bangs?
Kathleen: 11:11.
Puts him at the party around 11:19.
I wanna be in a relationship with her.
-It is? -No!
it's bound to get messy.
Do you want me to wait for you?
That's a thing?
Uh, it made me realize
I mean, if that's what you wanted to do, um...
You pay half. You can't go, but you feel bad,
No.
Like you'd need to pretend.
Except I did waltz with my mom at my brother's wedding.
I've been spotted by Mr. Mercurial.
and board games.
Oh, nice to meet you.
I have just found our novel defense.
♪ I don't want to fall another moment ♪
I lied about the candle of the month present for Mom being on sale.
My photo's time stamp.
Well, I do declare.
♪ Pa-pa-pa Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
What's it setting us back?
Do you like comedy?
But I think it's worth it.
longer than we thought.
[ting]
-Hi. -Mm-hmm.
Even if you are pretty as a peach
♪
And the truth is they're pretty amazing candles
It's been a real passion project.
That was my first date in a long time,
Haven't seen you this dolled up in a while.
And it was working,
Uh, have you ever been to the Redwood National Park?
and I was, um, a little confused,
Just send her a "You up?" text, and you're in.
Would ruin it. Would completely ruin it.
and watch seven seasons of Parks and Rec,
"I just said that to make you jealous.
"Because what I really want is...
What?
Alice: I guess I've never been the one in the driver's seat
Okay, revisionist history much?
And you shot down every single one of my ideas.
Okay.
[pleasant music playing]
♪ Sometimes all I think about is you... ♪
Okay. [chuckles]
If you truly want to be in the driver's seat,
Then tell her that.