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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Drink it!
...nutty, chewy, chocolatey... Put it away, boy! ...situation.
I guess people have some sort of moral objection to our sex drug.
But I promise you the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.
- You know what? - What?
...are forcing our parents to go to bed early...
Look at me, Mom. I am President Kennedy.
What's going on? Where are all the grownups?
You look like a man with an overworked ass... Ow!
...at the cyclotron, doctor.
...I never said anything nice about you.
I don 't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower.
So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults.
The Coachman Tells Stromboli To Be Quiet!
Sorry there, Fred and Ethel. Should have made a reservation.
You fool. Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy?
I used to be a fat, disgusting slob.
I don’t always sleep But when I do, it’s like this
Haven't you ever heard of Ockham's razor?
Tonight, we'll push the twin beds together.