Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait a minute...
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end.
That's the house you grew up in, son.
...you can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario...
You're never gonna tell the other child cuz you never wanna tell the other child again. You're never gonna tell the other child cuz you never wanna tell the other child again.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
- Reverse vampires! - Vampires! The undead!
...from ever becoming president.
- No. - Unsatisfying sex life?
You've done all the damage you're gonna do.
That's because you're a screwup.
Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life.
...my son, Barney.
The Rand Corporation...
Did you know they're real?
under the supervision of the Atlassian umbrella...
Individuals acting in a secretive fashion...
Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
Sir? Hello, sir. Yes.
- Homer! Homer, wake up. Wake up. - What?
Here you g... Hey!
Dad! Dad!
You're the worst shill ever!
Stay there. Call you later. Now, now, now.
What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls...
You're never supposed to tell the child.
Mom! Dad!
- Offered this advice:
When women show abuse towards me
- And I found the new Al Gore book. - Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow.
We've got a system set up to keep people like you...
- We're both screwups. - It doesn't matter.
The toilet is overflowing in the Caveman Room.
I promise.