Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe I could've been something more than I am.
And your daddy has realized something very important.
Homie, I can't quite fit.
Get out.
...scary.
Lock old Rover in the shed, because man has a new best friend...
And I hope you'll find it in your heart not to drive awa...
And feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial...
I hope it's as exciting as his other book:
I'm getting this book on UFOs.
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Will you cook my dinner for me?
A father should always make his kids feel wanted.
Here's $50. Go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunt's.
Mom, Dad, look!
You were an accident!
Okay. It's now painfully clear.
Five Nights at Freddy's garten of Banban Poppy playtime
Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America 's fine...
Yeah. Where are my pants?
I don't want people to see us looking at these books.
Where is my rental license?
Scary, no? And this guy is head of the Spaceology Department...
Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky...
...that you weren't a short man.
He said I was an accident. He didn't wanna have me.
You and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together.
How am I supposed to be a good dad when I never had one myself?