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And I was always proud...
- Homie, what's...? - Marge, I'll explain to you afterwards.
I'm gonna get out of the car.
Son. My dear son.
All right.
So are you gonna say something nice now?
I hadn't thought that far ahead.
Quit your daydreaming, melonhead.
You're home safe. See you the next time we need your signature.
We need to talk about the marital difficulties we've been having lately.
The adults are definitely paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
No offense, but your half-assed under-parenting was a lot more fun...
Here you go, you ingrate!
And for starters, your old man is gonna teach you how to ride...
- You're the screwup! - Why, you little...
What about my New Year's resolution?
...in Simpson & Son's Revitalizing Tonic.
- How about a book? - Okay.
Oh, Abe, maybe our Homer could grow up to be president someday.
...talk about sex?
Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.
This biography of Peter Uebberoth is only 99 cents.
You're never gonna tell the other child cuz you never wanna tell the other child. You're never gonna tell the other child cuz you never wanna tell the other child.
Enchiladas!
The Pharaoh's Chamber has a vibrating sarcophagus.
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