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Is everybody hip to Blankman, right?
Watch out for Grandma.
Gee whiz, they're selling drugs
This kid, he talks like he's out of the funny papers or something.
Hello, Kimberly.
Fifi!
Nah?
The procession worked its way through the downtown area
despite erics best efforts no one guessed bangkok
Please! Please, Darryl, do this interview.
I'll give you my card. You don't gotta sneak around.
Gentlemen.
It's gonna blow!
Vacuum power pack, on.
Blankman says there's no time.
I think you better get outta here.
* Yeah
that there was a black guy in a cape riding around in a police car,
You're askin' for trouble?
The Blank-station.
Well...
* You say that you are so helpless, too
He saved me.
* Just give me half a chance
Who you gonna interview for that? Cates?
* I'm almost there, I'm coming *
You need to throw that in the trash with the rest of that junk.
You are not gonna do this. I'm not gonna let you...
You did what you could.
Oh, shi...
Boom! Wheelchair over here, cowboy boot over there.
Easy!
Yeah.
Yeah, I just need a burger, man.
One thing they didn't count on
Go, J-5! Yeah, baby.
I'm paralyzed from the waist down.
This is great!
Closer. Over.
All right, get me out of this thing. Come on!
See, wasted heat from the toast rises up to the pan,
Look, my sources connect Mayor Cates
* Another night, you're doing the best you can
Look, you got what you wanted.
I present you, Blankman,
You close that one down,
Oh, hello, Blankman.
So, I think I'm gonna set it
Must spray floor
Alone. Okay.
I'm Kimberly Jonz.
Get up.
He is a super hero.
* There's so much I can and really want to do
Hey, you lost a shoe.
The South American Twitsue butterfly.
Hello, Mr. Mayor.
It's time for you to pay the piper.
Ah! Powerful stuff.
Curses. I can't get the hang of that thing.
* To the Lord
This bag is full of explosives.
I'm a fanatic about clean clothes.
Blankman.
Wait, let me think.
Yeah, but it's great junk.
We can't do that. We'll have to see her thing.
Darryl, talk.
Oh, I bet that one doesn't ring much.
* Cinderella dressed in yellow
I'm normal now.
Who will dislodge Other Guy's fist away from Blankman's eye?
Tell him why. Tell him why.
Thank you, Blankman.
Okay.
Mayday! Mayday!
Darryl, wait a minute. Hold up.
Who's playing with the toilet?
right across the street from our house!
Yeah, sure.
Wow, that was a great ride.
Darryl.
And what is your name, Other Guy?
That, too. Hand it over.
Never mind!
No, no, no, no.
the Carrolls of Charleston, South Carolina.
and we're five points up!
Electronics.
and Harris is the only candidate to ever set foot in it.
* A super hero from the ghetto's lookin' out for me
Well, a beautiful woman should always wear a carnation, that's all.
or...or Blankman and Darryl gonna be livin' at the damn train station!
I can't hear you.
If you ever want to see this pretty little Kimberly again,
That's your crime-fighter name.
* Yo, cool, where's fool?
My only concern is one Miss Kimberly Jonz.
Uh, Darryl, give me the belt. I'm gonna wear it, man.
Bring your goofy ass on!
* Don't talk about it
Darryl.
the most wonderful man I've ever met in my entire life.
* Well, well, well
Hell, no.
Minelli, you're going down.
Driver, take me to 10th Street now!
That's all I wanted to know.
* In your life like life is good
* Dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it, dig deep *
"A post office worker wipes out an entire zip code,