Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, keep flushing!

Dry these little wings, so these birdies can fly.

We gonna take him down together, me and you?

Oh, my God, he shot me.

J-5 should be gingerly on his way!

that he issue a warrant for your arrest on bribery and extortion.

Isn't this great? We'll never get out of here alive.

Of course we don’t SILLY BILLY GUNDROPS

It's a sound-activated aerodynamic, insect predator, sir.

* So it's wise to recognize

is gonna blow us up with one of those damn inventions.

not a guy who's out robbing laundromats

He's kind of wack, right?

You will wear that belt.

Well, they shouldn't be doin' that.

Come on, come on, come on.

* Don't wait around for someone else

This is tabloid television. We can do anything.

Give me the damn belt!

No, I'm all right.

Wait up, J-5. Wait up.

A lady by the name of Kimberly Jonz.

Holy needy neighbor!

Or whoever you are.

Kevin, don't you want to make the world a safer place?

* I thought you

Um, he is... he is

But, what... Y'all didn't...

Blankman will handle it.

when Mrs. Reem brought it in.

Uh-oh. Looks like the 13's comin' out of the station.

Yeah, shoot him in the head.

Those people are animals.

* Anywhere we go The east and the west

Got no angle, no edge!

Yeah, I...I told him not to go in there!

* To the extreme, Tell you what I mean

don't walk away with...

Kick the glass!

You'll never get through the doors.

Neat, isn't it, Kevin?

Okay, help is on its way. What are we gonna do?

* Why not try stronger Rock me body longer

Tony, the vault!

All I wanted to do was help.

Gotta go, gotta run.

Eat me! Take a hike!

maybe I could reason with them?

You all want your money?

An abandoned old subway station.

Take a look at this. This is Blank-mania sweeping the nation.

Oh, I heard you won a...a toaster at sperm bank.

You're gonna have plenty of time to figure that out, Minelli,

So must be that thing in your pants.

You can't walk around like some vigilante.

I would love to play with you,

I still hear ticking.

Then I'm sorry I ruined your life.

* Tag Team's back on the Blankman's soundtrack

is that he's, you know, a geek.

The woman's bathroom. That fiend!

* Then you'll understand

* Puttin' in work on the bad guys and doin' pretty good

This could be the center of our citadel of crime fighting!

* Just give me half a chance

* I want your number

What is it now?

And while you're in there, I have rigged up

This is serious!

Okay, Darryl, what is this?

Man, get outta here before I hurt you.

Hello, Kimberly.

* Come through, Blankman with no "S" only just so

Okay, step back. There's fire in the hole.

Down into the earth.

"From your would-be producer who always produces." Me.

I'll think about it.

but the memory of this moment will last a lifetime.

And I'd like to say thank you to Kimberly Jonz.

I'll just have some coffee 'cause I gotta run.

Don't go to pieces.

I'm not leaving here, gosh darn it,

Think about electronics. Electronics.

* Let your soul cry up

I hope this works.

Good thinking, Blankman. At least those scumbags won't get the city's money.

* Pretty lady, oh, baby

* Oh, my God, what have we come to?

* Is can I have your name so we can go

* Hey, what's your name?

And you, Other Guy,

'cause she caught me in the xerox room talking to my nuts.

I understand you're gonna need some campaign contributions,

* Can he fly into the air?

Where's the baby?

All that's gonna change when Assemblyman Harris is elected mayor.

along with myself, by Michael Minelli and his band of stooges.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

* All I want to know

Don't work too hard.

I need your assistance. I'm a crime fighter.

Listen! Look what you made me do now!

Kimberly, we're back from commercial.

Don't you know it.

* Where I live you must first learn to stand and fight

Lady, what are you...

Do something. Hurry, J-5.

Go, go, go, go!

What's in it for you?

Look, this is as close as I can talk, man, okay?

What'd you say?

Mayor Marvin Harris has come up with a plan