Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* He's everyday people, defendin' all good, destroyin' all evil
Oh.
* Yet another night
Tell him how you're a super hero.
That's all he can say right now.
I've got a press conference to attend to.
No, I said Batman had money.
* To save the world you live in
* Blankman
Well slap me in the face and call me Susan
Blankman has the situation under control!
* Gonna show the rest, gotta take a chance
And I'm saying good night.
The FBI has frozen all of his accounts.
Okay. I'll do it.
Darryl, you can't walk in no crack house, man!
I like this guy!
* Only we can save us from the evil men do
It also has a radio tracking device.
on the Blank-screen.
Good morning, folks!
Great. We'll be right here.
That's an aerial view of the Fiji Islands.
Get down there and catch this baby.
He doesn't do this for recognition.
If she should find out that I'm Blankman,
I said, where are we going?
That's so true about discrimination.
I've gotta oil his ball bearings.
* Hey, yeah, yeah
* Yo, it's that fool again
Blankman?
Give me that!
That's a job for Blankman!
But you give me an exclusive interview, I give you the Blankman.
You know we're doing salads now.
Dar... Uh, Blankman?
Now that doctor thinks I'm crazy.
This white man is dead.
Go ahead and shoot me.
* To you
And that's the dilemma.
Well, you'd better believe it, you diabolical villain.
with super-slick Blank-goop.
the question is,
Midget Man, what inspired you to become a super hero?
and then you talk into the buckle.
* Give us what you give your brothers
* Patra
May I take your order, please?
What? Nothin'.
Oh.
* They're gonna smash me like a little bug
Morning, poopski.
* Seem to weigh you down
but I'm leanin' towards Brotherman.
What if she just laughs right in my face?
What about my money? I need my money!
Yeah, one guy sent $5,000.
* Gotta show your love
How 'bout Shitheadman?
Less!
You ought to think about showering
No, I've never committed a crime in my life.
* Pretty, pretty lady
Uh-oh, she's pregnant.
You haven't said a word all night.
Somebody killed her.
Okay, make that turn, make the turn.
You don't have to be a hero, Darryl.
but now is not the time.
I can't understand...
How's that lesbian necrophiliac story comin'?
Really think I reached a couple of them.
That's a Blank-joke.
* Hey, what's your name?
Ah!
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die!
You can't even window-shop.
then go to the board.
Uh, they had a recent opinion poll
Look, you said you wanted to do real news, right?
has joined me in my quest to fight crime.
* If we have no time we can make it
Save your money, Mr. Minelli.
People don't expect that from McDonald's. Chunky chicken salad.
He's got a code.
Why didn't you tell him about the super hero thing?
* Be a super hero
I'll never forget you. I'm gonna call your mama now.
uh, we'll go in the bathroom. I'll play with you then.
So how do we find him?
I'm not a geek.
you'll be shittin' off the moon.
Once the coffee starts to percolate,
you are gonna be held responsible, postmortem.
Now, get out!
How can I be happy when there's still so much work to be done?
* But you must understand
aerodynamic, insect predator.
Darryl, that was fantasy. He had everything.
Kevin,
you gotta get over this.
I can get you a one-on-one with Blankman.
Man, I'm not wearin' that...
Well, I don't really have one yet.
* Here he comes So watch out
Blankman! Blankman! Blankman!
J-5, get up! Come on! Come on!
We're your police department, folks of this community.
I'll promote your ass so high,
J-5, don't you dare die!
that I was laying on a bed of feathers,
That's a cutie.
Oh, boy, good mornin', Grandma.
Grandma, one man cannot save the world.
Yeah, what building is she in?
You have a big finger.
He's goin' sky high!
He's gonna explode!
And this has caused other super people to come out of the woodwork.
He's just a little McMad right now.
Let me go!