Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stevens,
Just make it a toaster again.
Come on, give me the purse, lady!
That's not my route. I'm goin' to the South Side.
J-5!
Wait. Wait!
Oh, and, uh, Blankman,
* Please understand
I said, David, why be a counselor
Oh! Oh, my Lord.
* You're doin' the best you can
You want a cigarette?
* By mistake she kissed a snake
He's busy.
has the hots for a certain reporter.
The joint? Oh, yeah? Sammy, shoot 'em.
Nowwwww
they were abducted
You in or out?
* Blankman
Smell it, boy. Yeah, yeah.
We want our money! Everyone please stay calm!
Hello.
Darryl, tell him how you fight crime.
No, she's stuck in an elevator.
the Harris award for outstanding community service.
I almost had him, Kevin.
We can get the drop on 'em by coming up in through here.
Whoa! Come on!
Lift him out of the trunk.
He's bringing him up. He delivered him.
I gotta get something. I'll be right back.
Uh, Darryl, please.
Yes!
What happened here?
and selfishly save himself.
Have a seat.
Other Guy, watch Kimberly. Go! Go!
Quick, jump on.
Darryl,
Blankman, damn!
You can't save him. Come on, let's go.
What do you think, J-5? The Blank-stop?
J-5!
Oh, yes!
Wow.
I wanna see the Commissioner.
just to work all the bugs out.
* Even when you feel you can't go on
I need three more burgers, please.
In a city where joblessness and lawlessness run rampant,
This is perfect.
certain top secret journalistic techniques at my disposal.
Oh, it's a two-way transceiver radio belt.
Darryl, would you quit messin' around?
* If I'm to be your super hero
He doesn't seek publicity. He doesn't...
as crime escalates, who will keep our streets safe?
Hey! Hey!
Get outta here!
You just watch.
Well, I got news for you, Urkel.
No, somebody must have dropped them off.
* Since I met you
it was trusting this supposed hero
That wasn't your fault.
Yes, Mr. Crudd.
Now, this is obviously something that,
Don't even think about it! Put your weapons down now! Put 'em down!
No! Her house is on fire?
Hey!
I said, not right now, okay? I'm busy.
Oh, yeah, and give away my secret identity?
Do you know what you're doin'?
Shut up you crusty old bitch
If my plan serves me correctly,
I want to speak to the Commissioner.
Don't you know, man,
Well, that's... that's the whole plan, Blankman.
* Don't tell me that I am not worthy
Good. That's great news. But, yeah, give it to Mark.
He's a coward! He ran away!
Got you some happy customers out there!
No, no. The lady in my building, she needs help.
I need assistance now, please.
Everybody, get out!
Hurry!
I've got a guy who's gonna snitch on Michael Minelli tonight,
Yeah! Blood on the hands! Blood on the hands!
They even sent money.
this really cool Blankman t-shirt.
on the Minelli scandal.
Boy?
Uh-huh. I hear you're actually a pretty good cameraman.
* For real, watch it
Junk!
Not at all.
Your children?
* You got one to be given