Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He thinks he's a super hero.

Duh. I'm a crime fighter.

You think maybe we could talk about this hostage thing like gentlemen?

Quick, grab on. I'll lower us down.

a secret bomb that is going to go off

Hello, Blankman?

Housing patrol?

is separate this wire here and...

* After 400 years overtime

Why, it's better than a toaster, Mr. Crudd.

Up your nose! Sit on it!

I want to wish Mr. Harris good luck.

Oh, you're negotiating.

Now, this bomb will probably take about 10 minutes

How I feel after video chatting with my fine shyt

You were talking to your brother Darryl's testicles?

I don't think I'm that special at all.

Um, he's gone blank, ma'am.

You're kidding me, right? What, are you bluffin'?

Gee whiz, Kevin,

And get stink bomb to them.

* SOS, society is in distress

Plus, there's this female at my workplace,

to stop the pending police and city worker strike.

this was probably like a...a buddy-buddy kiss. You know what I mean?

We got a nice cold jail cell all warmed up for you.

which raises the question,

* Just give me half a chance

Why don't you try being like everyone else?

Here, uh, the digits are right here.

We're here to protect and serve,

Okay. Blankman.

You know? Oh! Snap...

I'm asking for trouble.

Blankman, how'd you find me?

We gotta find the bomb.

He's probably a big loser without that flashy costume.

You're a freak just like the rest of them.

I got stink bombs

I have to make the world a safer place for my children.

Down, brother. Down into the basement.

Shut up, you crusty old bitch!

You got to hear this.

or I'm gonna have to slap you around.

I happen to know that Blankman

* If you do it right

Would you like some fries with that?

Now, what is that?

We're supposed to get our checks!

* Hey, hey, hey

I see you finally got somebody to work with you who dresses worse than you do.

It's about a caped crusader who calls himself Blankman.

and blow up this building in about five minutes.

You can do it, Kickman!

A shoe? A funky old shoe.

Batman had a costume and gadgets? Well?

about his heroic exploits.

So much for campaign promises.

* That I won't be your super hero

He says he's gonna kill her unless Blankman shows up.

If you run from it, it'll...it'll chase ya.

Take 'em out! They're gaining on us!

See, because last night when we were fighting crime,

Hey, somebody got some roses.

I don't wanna get involved. I don't do that stuff anymore.

You don't need a permit to open up a crack house.

People know a good cause

* A shining little face

All right, chain him up with the Mayor, boys!

* Listen to my band

You geek! How do you know all that?

You don't understand. There are innocent lives at stake.

Hey, Harris, I wanna talk to you.