Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* I'm the product of the system I'm aware

"GM lays off 500 more employees.

Hello. Welcome to McDonald's.

* No badder spider could compare to this top-notch hero

The first one's the office,

Did you find the bomb? Yeah, but not the one we looking for!

Earlier in the day,

Does this thing mean what I think it means?

Blankman, I've got some good news about the Mayor.

Hey, listen up, everybody!

Oh, Blankman, you're such a poet.

No, she's in love with Blankman.

* And, uh, if you don't know here he comes

* Just come and spend the night with me, boy

Did you read the card?

Hello, Kimberly.

Whatever you're doing, it's working.

but, uh, this ain't a boil on my ass.

My... Darryl. Darryl!

But I think what this city needs is a more uplifting story.

Kevin? Go away. It's not safe.

Look at all this stuff.

* Listen to my band

This is great, Kevin.

Darryl, that's a crack house!

What do you think, J-5?

to wake up to make some for me and you.

Luckily, when they fled, Blankman outsmarted them.

Shit, I'm a man.

Michael Minelli sends his regards.

J-5, retrieve crime-fighting outfit.

you can say in front of these people. We have no secrets.

Move! Go! Move! Let's go!

You brought the nunchakus. Thanks, Other Guy.

Where are we going?

The crowds may have gone,

Minelli one time whacked out an old lady for givin' him a dirty look.

That was the scene just a few hours ago

Open this door!

Kevin, I can't hear you.

Kevin, are you ready?

Want to try it again, pal?

Hey, would you like something to drink?

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

* Times are hard, keep your head up, never let up

That's journalism, my friend!

boil it and make soup!

He killed Grandma?

I wouldn't want to overload him.

I said to myself, "Oh, damn, I hope James Brown isn't in trouble again!"

you better come down to the TV station right now.

I'll go get him!

Get ready to rumble!

What? You're gonna leave me?

I don't have it, Biff, I swear.

May I wear your belt?

* That smiles for you and me *

Thanks a lot, Officer.

What, are they givin' away calendars today?

No, underneath that.

* Pretty lady Hey, what's your name?

why, it could destroy her.

* Batman, Batman

I watched your piece on the mayor last night.

Come here, Darryl! Open up, Darryl.

and there was two Q-Tips in both ears and they were moving real fast.

I said, this is great.

Now, you just clean up this mess.

I repeat, Blankman has the situation

Everybody get back or I'll blow you away! Now!

Come on. Give me the money. Come on.

Yeah, well, if I'm not there, leave a message.

Makin' all that noise late last night.

Look, man, could you just give me my damn burger, all right?

Can I at least get a handshake?

You're so wonderful to keep your sense of humor during such a time of crisis.

Big Boney Killed Our Daddy

* Helped my grandmother out

Let's see that. Now, now, now, what is this?

you got three seconds

What? That robot you got? What? You knock J-5 up?

Nah, you're right.

* Which cometh from the Lord

to honor its newest hero and his unnamed friend.

Closer, I can't hear you, buddy.

Now either you're gonna do this interview

You call this fighting crime?

Darryl, what's... What's goin' on?

I can't even afford to pay for the funeral.

since we made up that shit about him

I will jump, snap, mule-kick you right in the side of your head!

I hadn't got to the lame come-on section yet.

Why don't you get in the back or get out.

Will you get him outta here?

They haven't been paid in weeks.

* When we are strong it doesn't matter

when a grateful city said thank you to a man who has renewed its spirits.

I warned you, Susan.

That's why I'm glad for Fab.

J-5, convert to bomb-disposal unit now!

Who needs money

Listen, you little creep,

Sorry about that, but I had to make sure that you didn't remember

look what's happenin' to our neighborhood.

Slap me around and call me Susan.

Everybody, get out!

Electric nunchakus.

Kevin, stop being a pessimist!

And I don't do television.

Thanks for the love.

don't forget to wear your tights.

So here's your chance.