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He killed the Mayor!
You're asking him all the easy questions!
No. Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no.
Weak, goofy bastard!
Push. Take my hand.
Tell her, meet me at the 14th Street station at 6:00.
Kevin, me, I'd do anything for you.
What do you mean you can't find the bomb?
and an alien
Hey, I ain't been paid in weeks!
I would really, really be upset if you...
It's Blankman.
His name is Blankman. He saved my life.
Look, I don't care what games you play, little buddy.
Stay out
* Steamroller, yo Tell 'em what's up
the best is yet to come.
Blankman! Blankman! Blankman! Blankman!
Call me Blankman.
"A." "A." Think positive and...
Not now, I'm busy.
Or you want me to get rough with ya?
they're all outta your league.
I'm gonna shoot him in the head.
so he can have a good time.
made from concentrated flatulence.
* It seems too far to carry on
But I will if I have to.
I wanted to be in the Army,
I've been shot, but I'm all right
Back to back!
link Mayor Cates to Michael Minelli.
Well, Blankman does it again.
* They're gonna kill me
Oh, yeah?
Kimberly. Kevin.
Morning, Kevin.
The Vice President
* I wanna be a hero
He...He...He appears out of nowhere,
There's a lot of anger here.
See, 'cause he invented this, uh, jacket, makes the bullets bounce off.
Is this the end of our episode?
Have you lost your mind?
Yeah, right. Just come on.
* Can he really save my life?
in order to work through Grandma's death.
* Oh, baby, baby
Hello?
Well, you better be,
You came to make a deposit, Blankman?
I think you're right.
The police ain't doin' jack! Man, you gotta save her.
It's time for you to pay the piper.
Well, apparently the fly left the room.
I'm going in.
Huh?
Only my costume is bulletproof!
We did it, Other Guy.
That's why somebody needs to close that place down.
but we will do this together.
tight situations.
Live from City Hall, I'm Kimberly Jonz saying good night.
Thank you. Thank you.
Don't give me that double identity stuff!
You're not going anywhere.
Help me! Help me! You gotta help me.
Kevin, come here.
Don't be afraid. It's like a dog.
Apparently, one man can make a difference.
A life of crime is a waste of what?
* Blankman
Blankman, you're dead meat!
Kevin!
* I've begun to feel so strange
Okay, boys, we got three minutes.
I am not going to say...
Don't die, J-5!
Listen, the DA Is investigating that Civic Center thing,
You're not kiddin' me. You're not bluffin'.
Blankman, would you go?
I understand you're doin' well in the polls.
Yeah!
Wait! Hold on!
Why don't you let Kimberly go?
I guess they had a big parade today
The whole thing's gonna blow!
* Oh, yeah
Come on! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Hey, a purse snatcher!
* Here he comes
We're gonna need an ambulance.
I know it's not exactly sheep whipping
wearing that stupid costume.
* When your burdens
How romantic.
Oh! My painting! Sammy, get him.
We almost got killed with a boom.
where Mayor Harris had spent his childhood