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[sighs]
-What? What are we talking about? -What?
I don't know. What would it be like?
[car horn]
-I wish you'd stayed with me that night. -You told me to leave.
If you can get there tonight, the baby's yours.
I basically had to go through a whole pen on that thing.
You shot your partner?
Roaming the campus,
-I'm really sorry. -It's fine.
-Hey, Todd. Is everything okay? -I need to talk to someone,
I'm not afraid of how hard it's gonna be.
-Not your fault. It's just... my back.
You always gotta make time for your friends.
I tried to stop him!
Is that really what you're gonna wear for the first time your new baby sees you?
I'm gonna be fine. I get it. Drugs are bad.
-[splatters] -[sighs] Uh-hh!
-[BoJack panting] -[Hollyhock moans]
The sex is great,
What? Of course not. Hollyhock. No. Give me the-- no!
I don't. Why do Los Angeles people think
This story, specifically? Even the "eight dads" part?
I do not blame you, but if you blame yourself, that is okay with me.
Oh, I don't keep junk food in the house,
I think it's pretty impressive I put it together in one afternoon.
And take your classes, and kiss boys, and do the college thing.
-Okay, this guy's a cop. -I assure you I am not.
No, Hollyhock. God, no.
A year ago, we wanted to have a family together.
Are there illegal pharmaceuticals available for purchase?
You know, I was actually thinking about that.
which again, no. [chuckles] I am a gum guy.
-In the same place I'm gonna bury you. -[gasps]