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Maybe, it's possible that I don't...
[Tracy] Can you get to the St. Bernard Medical Center in like, a half hour?
-Hey, Todd. [sighs] -You okay?
Okay. You go to college and suddenly you're so sophisticated,
-That's great. -Oh...!
-I thought your back hurts. -Yeah.
100-percent need-need the pills.
-Uh... -[grunts]
[whirring]
Do you think I'm terrible for giving him away?
[coughing] There's gotta be another way to get pills.
What did you do with the bodies?
-I am in pain. -No, I get that.
No, no, no, not Steve. It was Doug.
[Hollyhock panting] Whoa!
Hey, so, this has been real, but since it's our last day,
Oh!
Nah, I'm just messing with you. A pregnant lady doesn't want the baby.
Well, my friend, Emily, did something really nice for me,
-Hollyhock, I'm sorry. -Me, too.
-with a mother and a father. -What's this, now?
-[music playing] -[group cheering]
ever since last night when I ate all of my ice cream.
No, it's a costume. I just finished filming a show.
I could take a semester off, if you need someone--
[sighs]
A restaurant where the menus are printed on garlic bread,
Thank you for coming, Emily.
-Eh? -Doug, some privacy, please?
That's my Emily! Send her in!
-[gasps] -Wait, Gina. No, stay outside.
-Mm-hmm. -But all the books are so long now.
-Uh, okay. -Lemme get them pills.
You want to option this greeting card for a movie?
I learned that some asexuals actually do have sex.
[clicks, beeping]
or, you know, work out a system on your own.
so after you order, the first course is the menu!