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It was supposed to be a two-week trip,
No, I'm not.
I forgot to actually fire you earlier.
and a Cookie Monster?
_
Wait.
It's a miracle
Everything will be okay.
- Have an orgy? - No.
Not literally, of course.
One of us has to put food on my Barbie-themed TV trays.
Pancakes. Got it.
probably because the father is never around.
who needed me to get all that stuff out of his pockets.
Guadalajara, Guadalajara
This looks like a party for a child.
You play with them all the time.
My mom said I can't open any presents until my dad gets home.
_
I did.
I know I must seem crazy.
Oh, no-no, wait
Okay, I can't deal with this right now.
My what? Ew.
Kimmy, what's happening to me
and you've already got a room with a door,
- All right. - That's the spirit.
Watch.
Maybe something
I wanted everything to be perfect.
Mario As Mouse
But I already did something today
A scrunchy that's also a wallet?
I could finally live my dream of no longer being a mariachi.
Spoon me.
Yes, Kimmy, I do,
Okay. Kimmy, IMHO...
from spoiled canned goods,
Now let me have a turn on the Mystery Crank.
You know, who among us is a perfect foot slut?
but they won't give me my security deposit back.
when your full father gets here.
Why are you dressed like a robot?
Okay. You can try.
I know what we're gonna do.
a lie taken from a book for middle schoolers.
Do you know what a Givenchy romper is?
All I want to do is get rid of this stupid costume,
Kimmy I think my marriage is falling apart
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