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like you said you were gonna?
to meet the cocktail waitress I'm about to sleep with.
So what if he weighs too much?
When he goes for the kiss, just tell him that...
I'd like you to meet my husband.
Now, who wants pizza?
You're not thinking of going without him, are you?
Lois, where did you find him?
Oh, no problem. Let me call the front desk
(classical music playing)
This is Jenna. You might remember her boobs
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
And, of course, Scowly Tight-Anus,
from "Thriller."
I really enjoyed spending time with you, too.
to my high school reunion.
Mm.
Oh, why didn't you send it to me and Jenna?
And thank you.
Sounds like a plan.
Before you, the one who'd done the best in our group was Joan.
I'm not staying here. I just don't own a printer.
I ordered another pizza.
Hey, here's a fun thought: what if you go
Let's just do this.
for comparing the estate tax to the Holocaust,
please step forward and perform the zombie dance
You really clean up nice.
We can't be seen leaving those pizzas.
but still sleep in separate rooms.
Hear, hear.
Last night he screwed the cocktail waitress.
It feels like just yesterday
- What about Peter? - Oh, he hates those things.
that is the most riveting story I have ever heard.
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