Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Last night he screwed the cocktail waitress.

(classical music playing)

Oh, why didn't you send it to me and Jenna?

Hey, here's a fun thought: what if you go

I'm not staying here. I just don't own a printer.

♪ Laugh and cry ♪

When he goes for the kiss, just tell him that...

Now, who wants pizza?

So what if he weighs too much?

You're not thinking of going without him, are you?

It feels like just yesterday

please step forward and perform the zombie dance

Sounds like a plan.

I'd like you to meet my husband.

This is Jenna. You might remember her boobs

that is the most riveting story I have ever heard.

We can't be seen leaving those pizzas.

- What about Peter? - Oh, he hates those things.

Oh, no problem. Let me call the front desk

like you said you were gonna?

Let's just do this.

Lois, where did you find him?

You really clean up nice.

for comparing the estate tax to the Holocaust,

but still sleep in separate rooms.

I ordered another pizza.

I really enjoyed spending time with you, too.

to meet the cocktail waitress I'm about to sleep with.

And, of course, Scowly Tight-Anus,

to my high school reunion.

Before you, the one who'd done the best in our group was Joan.

from "Thriller."