Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As someone who didn't watch the news in 2009

Ladies, you're looking wealthy tonight.

I'd Rollerblade--

♪ Before it gets too cold ♪

I went to the Fancington's Academy for Insufferable Girls.

What's going on with you?

All our husbands were Christmas suicides.

Surprisingly soulful balladeer.

Well, I... I wanted you to try.

- ♪ ♪ - (indistinct conversations)

Why don't you just look at all the ones in this house?

I didn't even come close.

♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

Well, if we're going in the car, that means I can take the iPad.

who moved her chair four times because of the air conditioning

♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

(mellow jazz playing)

I've been waiting for you, Georgie.

All right, she's gone.

Okay, right. Not pizza.

when he came into our lives carrying a pizza we bought.

It made me feel like my best years are behind me.

You wanted me to?

Enchanté. I'm a pilot and I read books.

I mean, it's Quagmire-- you know how he feels about you.

♪ Was starting to take hold ♪

I'm not fishing it out of his pants, 'cause I'm into chicks.

Was that, "This is the honeymoon," comma, "sweet"?

- (knocking) - Oh, pizza man's here.

There are cameras everywhere.

Well, I'm not used to wearing rings above the waist,

- Then how did this happen? - Well, I'm a platinum member