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I'd Rollerblade--
What's going on with you?
when he came into our lives carrying a pizza we bought.
Well, I... I wanted you to try.
I'm not fishing it out of his pants, 'cause I'm into chicks.
As someone who didn't watch the news in 2009
It made me feel like my best years are behind me.
I mean, it's Quagmire-- you know how he feels about you.
You wanted me to?
Well, if we're going in the car, that means I can take the iPad.
Was that, "This is the honeymoon," comma, "sweet"?
All our husbands were Christmas suicides.
♪ ♪
Ladies, you're looking wealthy tonight.
Enchanté. I'm a pilot and I read books.
Why don't you just look at all the ones in this house?
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Okay, right. Not pizza.
I went to the Fancington's Academy for Insufferable Girls.
There are cameras everywhere.
I didn't even come close.
- Then how did this happen? - Well, I'm a platinum member
And football.
Well, I'm not used to wearing rings above the waist,
I've been waiting for you, Georgie.
All right, she's gone.
- (knocking) - Oh, pizza man's here.
(song ends)
(mellow jazz playing)
Surprisingly soulful balladeer.
- ♪ ♪ - (indistinct conversations)
♪ Before it gets too cold ♪
who moved her chair four times because of the air conditioning
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
♪ Was starting to take hold ♪