Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, it's a letter from my fancy private high school.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Do people bring husbands to these things?
and I landed that passenger plane on the Hudson.
Aw, dying on a stranger's toilet seat is bad,
You're right, Brian.
God dammit Peter!
Now I get it. I'm sorry I played your saxophone.
(passengers applauding, whooping)
And I shouldn't need the attention of another man
Our mascot was a well-dressed woman who yells at valets.
Yes, yeah, absolutely.
♪ Smile in your family's face ♪
- in his car. - The restaurant's gonna know
(all gasp)
It's gonna be a bumpy ride, 'cause...
Lois, I have an umbilical hernia.
(gasps) How dare you?
Shh. Keep your voice down.
He's got three ashtrays in use.
Besides, you know me.
She was married to a functioning alcoholic.
- Climate change? - Well, that is a real problem.
Hey, honey, would you take out the trash?
Well, that's not true at all. I didn't make a move on you
You'll be happy to know I was able to perform
digging the money out of my wallet.
and he's not fully cold yet.
you should have brought Peter.
Hey, Glenn, I have this class reunion coming up soon,
No, you know what, it's fine. We're already here.