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and scarecrowing him in, raise your hand.
so that we can keep up the appearance of being married
This has been fun.
I mean, when you got that standing ovation
No, I didn't do both of those.
(sobbing)
Okay, everyone, I stocked the fridge with healthy food.
7-G-something-something-5.
I read everything people leave on planes.
(exclaims)
Ah, yes, we were wondering if we might be able to switch rooms?
Did you do both of those?
I know I do.
at all the hotel chains,
And I have a confession for you:
Now, how do you think that made me feel, huh?
but last night you were out boinking that waitress.
- They're on rollers. - Oh.
What the...
No, Peter, not pizza.
Absolutely. We'll be out here eating pizza
What was it, 40 minutes cardio, then a Pilates class?
Now, where's our first stop?
We can't just dump him facedown into raw sewage
Hey, I heard your guitar got stolen,