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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(exclaims)
Okay, everyone, I stocked the fridge with healthy food.
but last night you were out boinking that waitress.
Now, how do you think that made me feel, huh?
What the...
I mean, when you got that standing ovation
This has been fun.
- They're on rollers. - Oh.
Absolutely. We'll be out here eating pizza
And I have a confession for you:
7-G-something-something-5.
at all the hotel chains,
Hey, I heard your guitar got stolen,
Now, where's our first stop?
We can't just dump him facedown into raw sewage
I know I do.
No, Peter, not pizza.
(sobbing)
Did you do both of those?
I read everything people leave on planes.
What was it, 40 minutes cardio, then a Pilates class?
No, I didn't do both of those.
Ah, yes, we were wondering if we might be able to switch rooms?
and scarecrowing him in, raise your hand.
so that we can keep up the appearance of being married