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You put him on fire?
I have not had any form of cosmetic surgery.
How was it?
Hypertension in ze tissue of ze...
much, much happier.
Get down, Elton John!
Hah! Heeeey.
# I'm a bit dodgy I lie like a monkey
(EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT) I am 22 and I have walked into a wall.
Stop looking at me like zat, you crazy coot.
BEEP
No, I can't go bowling, I'm up to my ears.
That is whale music.
ECHOING WHALE MOANING
# I'm mental and bored I'm a scandal
I'm here. It'd be unnatural not to, you know.
I do feel awful.
# I'm a bit woo-ha! Turn nasty when drunky
And you set fire to it?
Really?
Look, I'm very busy.
My name is Patricia and I'm lactose intolerant
I think so.