Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clearly Earll just sent that message.
What's that?
who aren't 47 years old, have been fooled by Hamilton.
- What? - Come on.
Hey...
Ooh, ooh, a little testy. A little testy.
Grandpa?
Very embarrassing,
a piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass!
He's now 0-27 in his comeback.
- That's why I love you. - I love you more.
Fukuda checks his sign.
You think?
- Yeah, Stan. - What about number 3,000?
Minadeo steps back in.
Damn it, Joe! He know better than to get me pissed off!
Uhh!
Nice to see you again, Mo.
I mean, hit a screamin' liner right past my head.
You sure you can still get around with that at your age?
He bobbles it, but what's Minadeo doing?
That's how much time you have
Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short.
How about a Wiffle bat?
and Stan Ross is out of there on three straight pitches.
- Got that? - I got it.
I'll show you what kiss my ass look like.
What?
Hey, Boca.
Nolan Ryan looking at me like he want to kill me, right?
We have a lineup change tonight.
- Start hittin' that ball. - Come on.
I'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant.
Runners lead away,
Well, interview me now. Come on, turn the camera on.
This is gonna be your one career highlight.
And that means no more talking to you stank-ass reporters.
I guess somebody should have showed up to that practice.
I've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that.
Brewers down by 4.
You see that? Hey, Skillett!
then you can come on down there and talk to me.
It's a piece of loose-leaf paper you wrote Ross Bar on.
Well, you know.
Like it or not, I'm a certified immortal.
Why don't you suck my...
Remember, Jim Palmer tried to come back
Check this out. Look at that.
The King with the Swing, the right arm they call ‘The Gun’.
Not the day Stan Ross or the Milwaukee fans had in mind.
You know what's gonna happen?
- We are playing for third place! - The man was out!
You said it wasn't sex. I'm just trying to go with that.
It's deep to right field and carrying well.
worn by one of the Brewers' all-time greats.
but an opportunity to drive in the winning run
- Who's the old man, baby? - 21!
Why is that? We do it longer?
They're on their feet, rooting for Ross to get ahold of one,
I can't let them do it to me.
is the roar of the Brewer faithful
Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo. Wait, wait.
Stan!
Deal with it!
From the green...
Well, I'll take Kiss my Ass for $ 1,000.
I'm gonna tell my buddies. Stan Ross unzipped my pants.
It's what's for dinner.
One arm or two?
was a lot like the first week out of the womb for Stan.
And I know you don't know a lot of immortals.
34 ounce, like I always have.
And here comes the pitch.
Maybe you remember something you thought I said I was gonna do,
But why he cuss me out? I never did nothin' to him.
are here tonight.
So, you hire a fancy decorator to help you do this place?
A re-energized team plays for respectability,
Watch him. Watch. Watch. Watch him.
But your team losin'.
Well, Stan the man more like Stan the statue,
Thank you.
I got three home games against the Astros
Yeah.
will you take yourself out of the lineup?
- Louder! - They call me the boss.
Ooh, take a bite out of crime.
let's hear it for our Brewers' own Stan Ross!
And here's the windup and the pitch Nolan Reid Plumbo
Looks like number 3, the Italian sausage, has won the race.
Now, I don't see a damn reason
Some metalhead half-asses.
Infield tight, hitter's delight.
I feel like Flipper.
Keep your popcorn by your side 'cause it's comin'.
How 'bout I shove my Hall of Fame bat
Don't go away.
Swung on and a deep, deep drive to left field.
for the erstwhile King of Swing.
Look at him.
Their man keep throwing curve balls. That's all he got.
with all that cussin' and shit, you know?