Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Outstanding. You feel good?
I been playin' this game long enough to know how it goes.
When you get a base hit in this millennium,
It is gone!
- .327. - Yeah.
especially with all the bitches he got around.
Reach out there and get it, then.
- Look at this. - Mm-hmm.
But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protege of late,
It's going, going.
I mean, how am I supposed to think
Push it! Push it! Push it!
Come on, now, don't distract me when I'm hittin'.
No, I love you more.
You got a minute?
After the game, we pick up a...
Stan.
- Stan Ross was a great athlete. - Stan is all about Stan.
It was really nice, Stan.
That's it? Man, y'all killin' me, man.
It is off the base of the wall.
Listen up!
Just ain't like the old days, huh, Boca?
- Oh, oh, hold on now. - What?
How long do we let this go on?
So I don't need none of that.
I had a few bad outings in a row,
Feel it in your lats?
This crowd ripe with anticipation
You're right.
Stan Ross. Be right back right after this.
We're gonna get you started on this bad boy.
Look at you, Mo.
That kind of attention.
Come on, now up.
- And Ross is hot. - That's the third out!
Hey, Stan.
Nothin'.
That is the most ratty-ass candy bar I've ever seen.
- But I got to get back. - You got to get...
He's the real deal. Plus, I know what he thinkin'.
- Bitch. - Good. Good. Good.
Stan, you da man.
The right-hander Norton, one of the most competitive pitchers
Why does the media hate this guy so much?
- What about your teammates? - They don't need it.
All right, come on. Tell them like it is, Boca.
What's your problem?
Oh, hold on, fellas.
I was thinkin' about that producer.
Kiss my ass.
You eatin' that steak. Let me see something.
That's why I know for a fact
Seeing who can name the soaps.
What you gonna do?
Well? Didn't you call for the practice?
to decide whether it's a fastball, a split-finger.
But we both know that you ain't never been serious enough
Remember what I told you. Keep that ass up.
What the hell they doing?
What's the deal there?
The Milwaukee Brewers are weak.
He was safe!
Come on, we got a shot at third place.
while Stan Ross knocks on the door of baseball greatness.
although he'd hit better than Stan.
More like Stan the statue.
43,000 screaming fans,
You know what, Mo?
It's a vicious line drive off Earll's...
Okay, feel the extensors now.
Oh, I don't know. I'd say 40, 50.
Hey, Stan, Tom Arnold here. Congratulations on everything.
Let's go bby
He's small. That guy was small for a friggin' midget.
but I didn't stay for breakfast, did I?
This crowd roaring,
So, tomorrow, man, you ready?
The first week at bat
It's going, going.
Come on, y'all. Here we go, Stan.
had a hit.
You guys could finish third.
while you treated the team and the fans and the city like dirt.
Let's go, Brewers, let's go.
You can throw 463 on if you want to, chicken chest,
And I know for a fact, if it was up to you,
They asked me to cover a story, so I'm covering it, period.
Yeah, okay. Okay, my turn.
Yahko's dead!
But you love me.
I'm right here!
When you get a base hit...
Really? You gonna tell me you got cramps, too?
I said, It looked like a groundout to me.
And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it.
Son of my dick?
You set the tone.
He wants his autograph.