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is more important to you than having sex with me?
And yet you tell me that your thoughtful token of love
The only reason I go back to that hospital day after day
- That's not Carla's pen? - I had no time to shop!
I assume this is what you wanted.
That's two.
I just wanted to see what team you were playing for.
I'm 13, I must love wrestling, right?
- I'm gonna buy her flowers. - Yeah!
- Don't say it. - I still think I was right.
You're cute.
All righty, we're through here.
Who's the present from?
That was the name of the patient, sir.
- I already did it. - Cox!
Call me.
because I will have used all your up and down. Now, is that what you want?
Did you think I wouldn't find out what you did?
How many has she had?
Come on, I wanna show you something.
My man Turk is getting it daily, nightly and ever-so-rightly.
There's room to play by the rules and care about the patients.
At what point did I become a crazy person?