Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anything new with that guy on drugs?

- They're made from Lycra spandex. - Get out of here. Lycra spandex?

So it's - Yeah, it's nothing. Forget it. Forget it.

- You're out of your mind. - Why?

...his mother's brassiere was hanging over the shower rod.

South America?!

Here’s to feeling good all the time

That should be the legal defense.

- ...I'm going in. - Be careful, Kramer.

- Okay, I will. - I hate exclamation points.

You ask me to enroll a computer i'm done in 5 minutes

All right, what are you gonna say to him?

You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds

yes beryl aoozerretre? what do you want? i want to do some app hashtagging in applecross.

I'm sure if we put our 3 heads together, we should come up with something.

yes beryl rockoochopsisusuekeroseneropebrialthompsododshocketeroette? what do you want? i want to do some forgearing in forrestifield.

Yeah, I’ve Been Known To Drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Two

How long does it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds

Well, I was 14 years old...

Get rid of the exclamation points.

Johnny! Johnny!

I was looking pretty hot.

Especially the IRS. The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver...

I didn't know that I was required to capture the mood of each caller.

Dear Robert, consider this letter the termination of our relationship, effective immediately.

You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds

You don’t think someone wanting coffee, warrants an exclamation point?

- What? - What was all that sniffing?

Well, I'm sure you'll find something.

All right, what else?

Yes... Yes, I did.

...is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting.

But you didn't use an exclamation point.

How can you go wrong?

...as haphazardly as you do.