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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- $50,000? - Yup, that's it.
hey what song do you wanna do next? something from the black eyed peas? (microphone hits face) smack!
How could I forget? It gave me indigestion.
- Perfect. I can't. - What?
What is a Latin boy doing delivering Chinese food?
She hates when I go away and don't bring her nothing.
Yes, nice German. Freak! Weirdo!
My God! Why didn't you say so?
and this?
All right, okay!
- Have you seen a little Latin boy? - This is the models' changing room!
Mrs. Kent, it's kosher. It's all right. He was an Ethiopian Jew.
Could you back off?
Look, man. Look over there.
Where was your sorry Latin buttocks last night?
That'll teach you a lesson. Get outta here!
You'll be fine.
Those things don't grow on trees!
Not that it would do you any good.
Hello?
I'm narcoleptic.
- Over here? - Okay.
That is Pest Vargas, you idiot!
Think, Pest. Think, think, think! Think, old buddy.
Disappear in a flash with your Cash and l'm baCk like agenie
Here, Mr. Shank, I have prepared a dosage...
My poor quacky
Yes!
My animalistical instincts are finally kicking in.
- Can't believe you shot him! - He's wearing a bullet proofvest.
who's filling in for susan williams? joanne field.
Don't be shy.
Look at that. Will you touch it?
23,099 bottles of beer on the wall Take one down, pass it around...
Don't worry, they'll never call you a loser again.
- I want it! - Forget it!
The key to this scam is to convince people I am blind.
Oh, I see, you're gonna try and kill me. Try it, because...
Get stupid, get retarded 'Cause Pest'll get the party started
It's painful to discuss.
And you are? Wait, don't tell me. You'll spoil the moment.
Forget it. I'm outta here.
Let's air our differences, fellas.
Why?
You suck
The Rise and Fall of The Third Reich.
You missed dinner with my parents!
It scares me that you're wearing a dress to dinner.
I'm not gonna let you have any white people unless you take care of them.
You have to believe me.
No, thanks. My mother said never to go with strangers.
He's alive.
Don't worry, little friend.
But I from far, far, far south!
Which shell is it under? You must tell me because I'm blind.
- There's no scammification going on. - You're not being hunted.
I can't wait to bag me a deer goose!
So sliCk Is tole the wiCk from his Candle stiCk
No, the other moaning.
- Poison darts? - Perfect.
That was nasty. Look at the time.
They all look the same!
Ja, is a good show.
Sean Connery Birthday
But you can call me Pestario. Pest, for shorter.
Im from far far South
- Okay, I got the master plan. - Kick it.