Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta?
they're gonna get beak rash and wing mange
l've got a small matter
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
FRANKLlN: l've seen this before.
Three to Washington, three to Tokyo. And the two chicks are going to Dubai.
"To the good folks at the Geographic Society,
You're the coolest gift l ever got.
l made that.
l've seen these penguins before.
(SlGHS)
Did you receive the souvenir package? Over.
POPPER: Mom.
But then l hear that Brittany likes him, too, so l don't know what to think!
Oh, really?
(GARBLED) Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
(SlGHS) Fine.
Because you're old.
You're watching mr. Popper's penguins on Davis entertainment
The salt spray in his face felt like a thousand needles.
l filled out the card and. . .
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
l appreciate that, Billy.
Come back here!
Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?
you're not even going to remember Keaven Coover.
Yeahbsolutely.
Ha-ha! You lose, slave trader!
l got this.
So, sooner or later, l will take these penguins.
Thom, we forgot to do a head count.
Are you guys going to be okay? Not that l don't trust you.
Really?
-Can you make sure the kids are ready? -Yeah.
-Okay. -All right.
(SlGHS)
Could be a yellow card.
Yeah, that's great.
For God's sakes, man ! Pull yourself together.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.
Oh.
-Get it off me! -(FARTS)
Hey, Dad. l don't think Captain likes it here.
What should we name him?
(LAUGHlNG)
You remember the boathouse?
-Oh, no! -Or that way.
(CLEARS THROAT) Hold on. Sorry.
l'll start scratching this old gal behind the ears,
Mr. Popper, this is the premier cultural event of the season.
-(POPPlNG) -Oh, yeah !
Good. Everything needs to be clockwork at the Guggenheim.
(COOlNG)
Mmm-mmm.
Two months and 1 7 days.
lt was less than an hour.
l'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
What do you think of this shirt?
(ALL SQUAWKlNG)
Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy, who bends it like Bitey.
Mr. Popper,
Or come.
Billy, they're birds. They don't feel things the way we do.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow!
JANlE: They're not here.
Yeah. Good.
Skedaddle.
-Wow. -Yeah.
I've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this.
-BlLLY: lt's coming. -POPPER: Look at that.
(GASPlNG)
He's gone insane.
Are you looking for someone?
(lN FORElGN ACCENT) Popper? You Captain Popper baby?
No! That doesn't prove anything.
(BLOWlNG) Gale force winds straight from the Devil's nostrils
Captain Popper.
Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble
Can he hear me?
(SlGHS)
Hmm.
and l'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off
(GROANS)
-that needs your attention. -Come on.
Bald Eagle, over and out.
Oh, my God !
We make it hype and you want to step
BlLLY: Can we come over again tomorrow night?
You sent me a package.
(PURRlNG)
Yeah ! A penguin !
l'm paraphrasing.
(MOCKlNGLY) "1 992. Ghastly vintage."
-Where are my penguins? -l'm going to call you back.
-(FARTS) -Ah !
Remain calm.
Whatever it is, l'm here for you, sweetie.
Oh. That's the little fella.
You, get to sleep.
l think l just did.
Your captain was crazy.
Second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts.
(GURGLlNG) Kent! Kent!
You kidding me? What kind of question is that?
What particular pest is the problem?
lt's absurd.
l just wanted to get your attention.
Driver, Tavern on the Green.
POPPER SR. ON RADlO: Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
You're watching mr. Popper's penguins on Davis entertainment
Yes, l'm Captain Popper baby.
Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.
But thanks.
Look at Martha Stewart. She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.
And as soon as it hatches, l'm there.
(AMANDA LAUGHlNG)
ls it true, Mr. Popper?
l mean, you're going to go through this over and over.
(SlGHS)
Relax, it's no big deal.