Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could be a yellow card.
You ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta?
Oh, really?
Thom, we forgot to do a head count.
Second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts.
lt was less than an hour.
lt's absurd.
Hey, Dad. l don't think Captain likes it here.
Can he hear me?
Yeah ! A penguin !
BlLLY: Can we come over again tomorrow night?
(CLEARS THROAT) Hold on. Sorry.
-Oh, no! -Or that way.
Driver, Tavern on the Green.
So, sooner or later, l will take these penguins.
FRANKLlN: l've seen this before.
-Where are my penguins? -l'm going to call you back.
Your captain was crazy.
What do you think of this shirt?
-(FARTS) -Ah !
(lN FORElGN ACCENT) Popper? You Captain Popper baby?
Whatever it is, l'm here for you, sweetie.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Mr. Popper, this is the premier cultural event of the season.
Billy, they're birds. They don't feel things the way we do.
You remember the boathouse?
You're watching mr. Popper's penguins on Davis entertainment
"To the good folks at the Geographic Society,
l just wanted to get your attention.
POPPER: Mom.
Yeah. Good.
But thanks.
Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?
Are you looking for someone?
l mean, you're going to go through this over and over.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(SlGHS)
Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble
you're not even going to remember Keaven Coover.
(AMANDA LAUGHlNG)
Good. Everything needs to be clockwork at the Guggenheim.
Relax, it's no big deal.
Or come.
Captain Popper.
-Okay. -All right.
l appreciate that, Billy.
-Wow. -Yeah.
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
-that needs your attention. -Come on.
Look at Martha Stewart. She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.
(SlGHS)
Yes, l'm Captain Popper baby.
You're watching mr. Popper's penguins on Davis entertainment
(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow!
l've got a small matter
-(POPPlNG) -Oh, yeah !
Oh.
(GURGLlNG) Kent! Kent!
You, get to sleep.
l'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
l think l just did.
Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.
(MOCKlNGLY) "1 992. Ghastly vintage."
I've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this.
and l'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off
-Can you make sure the kids are ready? -Yeah.
You sent me a package.
JANlE: They're not here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.
Two months and 1 7 days.
l made that.
What should we name him?
Mmm-mmm.
You kidding me? What kind of question is that?
(ALL SQUAWKlNG)
And as soon as it hatches, l'm there.
Skedaddle.
-BlLLY: lt's coming. -POPPER: Look at that.
(COOlNG)
What particular pest is the problem?
Bald Eagle, over and out.
Come back here!
Mr. Popper,
-Get it off me! -(FARTS)
Really?
(PURRlNG)
(GARBLED) Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
For God's sakes, man ! Pull yourself together.
POPPER SR. ON RADlO: Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
(SlGHS)
ls it true, Mr. Popper?
Are you guys going to be okay? Not that l don't trust you.
But then l hear that Brittany likes him, too, so l don't know what to think!
l've seen these penguins before.
(BLOWlNG) Gale force winds straight from the Devil's nostrils
l'll start scratching this old gal behind the ears,
l filled out the card and. . .
He's gone insane.
Oh, my God !
(SlGHS) Fine.
Oh. That's the little fella.
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
Yeah, that's great.
We make it hype and you want to step
Because you're old.
Remain calm.
Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy, who bends it like Bitey.
(LAUGHlNG)
(GROANS)
No! That doesn't prove anything.
Ha-ha! You lose, slave trader!
(GASPlNG)
The salt spray in his face felt like a thousand needles.
Three to Washington, three to Tokyo. And the two chicks are going to Dubai.
Did you receive the souvenir package? Over.
they're gonna get beak rash and wing mange
Hmm.
Yeahbsolutely.
(SlGHS)
l got this.
You're the coolest gift l ever got.
l'm paraphrasing.