Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A night to myself? l think l'll survive.

-My kids want to come over. -Who gives a rat's butt?

"To my little Tommy,

Hmm, uh, let me think.

And the person we are purchasing the property from is present.

No. Just taking in the ambience of the room.

l am telling you that man is up to something.

l know how it looks.

Makes you want to spread out and explore.

What do you think, buzz kill?

No, no, no! Penguins, please!

NARRATOR ON TV: The goIden eagIe is North America's largest bird of prey.

But as far as the. . .

and starts driving around all day with the left-turn signal on?

-We're not going to the press conference. -Pardon?

l process his paperwork and l procure his periodicals.

No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.

They pecked the power locks.

Yeah, l'm fine.

-Okay, what is it with that table? -What?

fired up the old Zamboni. (CHUCKLES)

(GROANlNG DRAMATlCALLY)

-ls that just a bird? -Yes.

You got him an actual live penguin?

For what? Winning? ls that what we do in this country?

l'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Where are we going? l hope it's someplace warm.

You know how many soccer games l've skipped?

(GUESTS SCREAMlNG)

Punctuality is a priority for this particular person.

Sure. Yeah. Come on over.

"on a particular person as if they were a penguin.

lf there was a problem, yo, l'll solve it

All right, penguin. No long goodbyes. Let's go.

-l know! -How did you find them, anyway?

Or l'll give you something to honk about.

you have officially raised the birthday present bar to a whole new level.

He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.

and kind of a marmalade sky.

FRANKLlN: You've got one shot.

Mom, Dad wants to know if you'll have dinner with him.

Name it, fellas.

l'm sorry, have we met? l'm Thom Popper.

lt's happening right now. lt's happening right now.

PlPPl ON PHONE: Mr. Popper, I purchased the special champagne per your request.

-Good night. -Good night, Mom.

Good to see your taste hasn't changed.

l just got the name down.

Hey, kids. Check this out.

-Janie. -Not true. Bad translation.

sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.

Now shut up and go to sleep.

l'll tell you what.

Do you promise me, Popper?

l'm not supposed to guess, l'm just supposed to listen.

whipped his ship like a rubber ducky.

-Got you ! -Hey! (LAUGHS)

lt's a metaphor.

Will it ever stop? Yo, l don't know

Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?

Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?

Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.

which is ironic, considering how tall he is.

I wouIdn't know, kiddo, because l'm in Marrakech.

And that's Nimrod.

Franklin, how long have l worked for you?

l hate to break it to you, Captain, but those are fins.

He's the bather. Trust me, you're going to want them bathed.

Does she talk about me?

The penguins will be provided for.

Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. lt's just a second date.

Package received. Over. ls it snowing there now, Dad?

JANlE: Come on, let's get him, Billy!

Already working on the Christmas bonus, huh?

(lMlTATlNG WHALE CRY)

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(CHUCKLES) All right!

that's exactly what l'm going to be.

Whoever is holding the fish.

BlLLY: Come on, guys. Follow me. Follow me.

-Morning, Pippi. -Mr. Popper.

But here's the thing, l'm not quite ready yet.

-Diarrhea! Vomiting ! -Vomiting ! Diarrhea!

Yeah, l know. l'm late.

We're going on a trip In our favorite rocket ship

Come to Popper.

What? What are you talking about?

You know what, maybe she doesn't want advice.

l'll take care of it. Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm !

She said he was surprisingly down-to-earth,

Just stay and go on one more date with me.

l'm about to bag a rare species on this little expedition.

l didn't know it was a penguin, okay? l'm going to have to check the manual.

We don't tolerate gender bias in this house.

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