Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l hate to break it to you, Captain, but those are fins.

BlLLY: Come on, guys. Follow me. Follow me.

He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.

l'm not supposed to guess, l'm just supposed to listen.

No, no, no! Penguins, please!

We don't tolerate gender bias in this house.

and starts driving around all day with the left-turn signal on?

Do you promise me, Popper?

But as far as the. . .

Hmm, uh, let me think.

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l am telling you that man is up to something.

lt's a metaphor.

l'm about to bag a rare species on this little expedition.

Or l'll give you something to honk about.

"on a particular person as if they were a penguin.

l just got the name down.

-Got you ! -Hey! (LAUGHS)

(GROANlNG DRAMATlCALLY)

l'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

You know what, maybe she doesn't want advice.

Now shut up and go to sleep.

-Diarrhea! Vomiting ! -Vomiting ! Diarrhea!

Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.

l process his paperwork and l procure his periodicals.

which is ironic, considering how tall he is.

and kind of a marmalade sky.

Already working on the Christmas bonus, huh?

(GUESTS SCREAMlNG)

you have officially raised the birthday present bar to a whole new level.

Where are we going? l hope it's someplace warm.

-Good night. -Good night, Mom.

lt's happening right now. lt's happening right now.

Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.

They pecked the power locks.

PlPPl ON PHONE: Mr. Popper, I purchased the special champagne per your request.

You got him an actual live penguin?

-We're not going to the press conference. -Pardon?

l'll tell you what.

And the person we are purchasing the property from is present.

Sure. Yeah. Come on over.

Hey, kids. Check this out.

We're going on a trip In our favorite rocket ship

whipped his ship like a rubber ducky.

fired up the old Zamboni. (CHUCKLES)

-My kids want to come over. -Who gives a rat's butt?

Yeah, l know. l'm late.

FRANKLlN: You've got one shot.

l'll take care of it. Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm !

"To my little Tommy,

-Okay, what is it with that table? -What?

You know how many soccer games l've skipped?

-ls that just a bird? -Yes.

The penguins will be provided for.

All right, penguin. No long goodbyes. Let's go.

Just stay and go on one more date with me.

Will it ever stop? Yo, l don't know

She said he was surprisingly down-to-earth,

Franklin, how long have l worked for you?

Name it, fellas.

What? What are you talking about?

Mom, Dad wants to know if you'll have dinner with him.

(lMlTATlNG WHALE CRY)

lf there was a problem, yo, l'll solve it

I wouIdn't know, kiddo, because l'm in Marrakech.

What do you think, buzz kill?

And that's Nimrod.

No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.

Does she talk about me?

Makes you want to spread out and explore.

l'm sorry, have we met? l'm Thom Popper.

Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?

l know how it looks.

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A night to myself? l think l'll survive.

NARRATOR ON TV: The goIden eagIe is North America's largest bird of prey.

that's exactly what l'm going to be.

Good to see your taste hasn't changed.

But here's the thing, l'm not quite ready yet.

l didn't know it was a penguin, okay? l'm going to have to check the manual.

-Janie. -Not true. Bad translation.

Punctuality is a priority for this particular person.

Package received. Over. ls it snowing there now, Dad?

sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.

JANlE: Come on, let's get him, Billy!

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. lt's just a second date.

He's the bather. Trust me, you're going to want them bathed.

Come to Popper.

No. Just taking in the ambience of the room.

Whoever is holding the fish.

Yeah, l'm fine.

-l know! -How did you find them, anyway?

(CHUCKLES) All right!

For what? Winning? ls that what we do in this country?

Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?

-Morning, Pippi. -Mr. Popper.