Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told them it was the only way to get my wife to marry me.

Its rosy birthday party yay Two more eggs

I don't have a job, but I would have a job if you gave me one.

And it seems that while my heart belonged to Sandra...

Oh, I was dreaming.

...every month Amos would tell me something new...

The second was that I was hopelessly and irrevocably lost.

...there was a whole symphony out there playing just for you.

Is it the medicine that's making you thirsty?

Your mother-in-law was never supposed to marry me.

Now, I'm sorry, but... Well, goodbye.

...what it is with you, Dad.

Then when I realized everything you said was impossible...

I'm sorry to have bothered you.

...I knew the giant couldn't kill me.

No, she was old and probably senile.

Now, let me get this straight.

Ma'am, my name is Edward Bloom...

I saw how I was gonna die. I was old and I fell.

-And when I'm 28, you'll only be 38. -You're pretty good at arithmetic.

All right, let's go!

He's never told me a single true thing.

It occurred to me then that perhaps the reason for my growth...

-So get that stuff... -Daffodils.

...will swallow his pride and admit that he's made a terrible mistake.

I don't think I'll ever dry out.

We're storytellers, both of us.

...and you won't have to pay me.

He makes me to lie down in green pastures.

It's got your deposit slip on it.

And on the day you were born...

-Can I take your picture? -Oh, you don't need a picture.

We're completely bankrupt. Don't tell anybody.

But it's romantic.

You did exactly what you promised.

The second time, he was late.

Others claimed he was a dinosaur left over from the Cruaceous Period.

-Did I ever tell you about...? -Yes.

What do you want, Will? Who do you want me to be?

I'd rather be dinner than a coward.

And we get in the wheelchair...

And I don't think he saw anything of himself in me.

Let me guess. Real pretty?

My name is Edward Bloom, and I wanna talk to you!

There's a time when a man needs to fight...

I'm not convinced you should be happy.

I followed that fish upriver and downriver.

I love Spectre...

Fate has a cruel way of circling around on you.

I'm trying to make a metaphor here.

It was enough to buy my wife a proper house...

-The way it was, and the way it will be. -Mr. Calloway, sir?

...because you've never told me a single fact.

How are you gonna make it without your shoes?

I need your help. Tell me how it starts.

-You'll be happy there. -You say I don't have a plan. I do.

But I hear it's terrible.

-Well... -You could leave it there.

-You get nightmares. -But I'm not scared.

-I'm sorry. -You don't have to apologize to me.

Okay, okay. The thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent.

...we'd worked out a new routine, using only a ukulele and a harmonica.

Coco! Coco! There they are.