Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But on that day I had a revelation:
You carry on. I'll see...
...into an account set aside for a proper house...
...while I found myself in a hurry.
The town of Spectre. Best-kept secret in Alabama!
I'm the luckiest person you're gonna find today.
...and flew off with the whole car.
The first thing you have to understand...
Really?
You're just trying to run away, aren't you?
There were two roads out of Ashton:
I'll stay.
He was a few years older than you.
You'll own the house, but it'll still be mine?
Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny?
Hi. How are you feeling?
But it's all been worth it to see you here now.
I see.
People needn't worry so much. It's not my time yet.
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again...
And I started thinking maybe he's got this second life somewhere else.
-What? You don't even know me. -Sure I do.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again..
...and its effect on real-estate prices...
...so we can just spray you like a fern.
I'll find that girl, marry her, and spend the rest of my life with her.
-Good luck, kid! -Thank you, sir!
-You were expecting me? -Not yet.
I have photos of the wedding to show you.
He said to my mother:
And when I'm 38, you'll be 48. That's not much difference at all.
Helping people makes me happy.
How do you know?
I was 18. He was 28. Turns out that was a big difference.
Well, I have a whole backpack full of clothes.
But that's what kind of story this is.
...and, of course, it wouldn't do to have it in the house.
And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new.
I know every punch line, Dad. I can tell them as well as you can!
Oh, I don't usually remember...
There's leeches in there.
-How can you not understand that? -I'm sorry to embarrass you.
In case he wakes up, I really ought to be here.
The truth is, I was never a reasonable man.
Bob Hope?!
Oh, I'm sorry I'm engaged to be married.
...he will not hurt her...
...and make the land infertile.
Okay, so it's in the morning...
What is this place?
Why not religion, Dad?
...hoping to find an answer to my gigantificationism...
Wait! Edward.
Depressed?
He would have told it wrong, anyway.
-Now, you can eat a lot, can't you? -I can.
I'd just left Spectre and was on my way to discover my destiny.
-You see... -Dad?
Mom?
Do I have that right?
I guess I'm saying I'd like to know.
Tell your men not to bother us!
Yeah, then I don't think so, Mr. Bloom.
Please?
...it's with a heavy heart that we see you go.
Just as charming and just as fake.
You mean what you saw in The Eye?
...the context for your great adventure, which never happened, incidentally.
"Yeah! There's gotta be close to $400 here!"
...it moves extra fast to catch up.
...strong enough to hold up a bridge, they said, if only for a few minutes.
Children weren't allowed in the swamp on account of the snakes, spiders...
Over the next hour, I described my love for Sandra K. Templeton...
-Nope. -Great.
Your name's different. Did you get married?
Because, see, my mother was banging the milkman.
Well, that was the day I finally caught him.
We were like strangers who knew each other very well.
I'm going with you.
Me leaving a bad vibe at the door.
-It's Karl. -Karl.
Her name...
...the Handi-matic.
Why are you buying this land, Mr. Bloom?
Well, when you work for the circus, you don't have a regular address.
Dad, you're in no condition...
She became something of a legend herself.
Reddish-blondish hair?