Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But every other Friday, I put all the money I made...
Semester's almost over, so you better hurry.
-What's your name, giant? -Karl.
Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life.
What makes you think we'll help you?
But the real story is how I got the car.
No, no, no, I wanted to know. I'm...
He restores my soul.
He's here!
I think we ought to get you a plant mister...
But if you were to walk through the jungle...
Me, when I'm not being awful.
But there was one person whose counsel I held above all others.
Because when you worked beside him...
And from the first day I saw her until the day I die...
-Your friend just made himself a star. -Oh, that's great.
Hold!
Will never told you?
That afternoon as I left Ashton, everyone seemed to have advice.
Larry Puckett's GM-certified vehicles are under factory warranty.
It's just...
Oh, you're only seeing down to my nose? My chin? My...
Ladies and gentlemen!
I knew then that while my days as a criminal were over...
You may think you've seen the unusual.
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
...never understanding me.
I wanted to be as important to him as you were.
The one about the witch.
Nothing except the clothes on your back.
Well, it's not a short one.
Why?
Edward Bloom, first son of Ashton...
Who the hell are you?
-Where are we going? -The river.
...and you and I are in the hospital, and I've fallen asleep. And I wake up...
Music. She likes music.
No. Wait!
-Fine, you do it. -Fine, I'm doing it.
Until one day, a stranger arrived.
-What? -What, I know better...
There are some fish that cannot be caught.
Fate has a way of circling back on a man...
Edward?
I'm glad I know.
Because he's dying.
...with a white picket fence.
...because the damn church people drive too slow.
-Dad. -Let's get out of here.
Mom and Josephine are at the end.
Dad?
...and you're drowning. Go back to Puddleville.
Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child...
That night, I reached two conclusions.
But it's all been worth it to see you here now...
Hey, I need those.
And I pick you up...
You see, most men, they'll tell you a story straight through.
And you can save up to 40 percent off the original MSRP.
Thank you!
Nothing will change except the name on the deed, you have my word.
What's your name?
You must be Edward Bloom.
The story of my life.
And when I'd call, she'd say Dad was out driving or swimming in the pool.
Edward, don't!
...because he is our own gentle giant.
We all knew it would be dangerous.
Now, this took place in the swamp outside of Ashton.
As difficult as it was to reach Spectre, I was fated to get there eventually.
You're a big man. You should be in a big city.
Everyone wins.
He's still here. Let me buy you a drink. I'll tell you all about it.
Me, Ruthie, Wilbur Freely...
Well, mine's Edward. And truthfully...
The first time, he was early.
...I felt like a fool to have trusted you.
If you found this deed, why didn't you just ask Eddie?
You think you've had a bad day? She said.
When Norther made his first million dollars...
Now, it says here you're from Ashton, right?
I don't know if you saw it, but Josephine had some photos...
I'm not sure I should've told you any of this.