Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...why did it strike so quick on gold when nothing else would attract it?
But I need you to tell me that I'm not crazy.
And we have to take Glenville to avoid traffic...
Who is she? Where does she live?
This is not how I go.
I didn't know what to do.
Come on, Will. Everyone loves that story!
It means when you dream about something that's gonna happen.
I need to lie down for a bit.
With more space...
...and there's some folks like to see your eye.
And what are we supposed to do when we get to America?
I'm sorry. -You don't have to apologize to me.
Oh, darn.
Come back here!
Well, everything tastes better here. Even the water is sweet.
Hey! Just slide that over.
Lucky girl.
No, sure, I'll talk to him.
Just yourself.
I have the rest of my life to find out.
In order for the town to be preserved, the trust must own it, in its entirety.
I wasn't aware that she belonged to anyone.
What, a father's not allowed to talk about his son?
There was a time when I was 11...
Worms, lures, peanut butter, peanut butter and cheese.
For one night, one night in your entire life...
...so he can use your back to sign on it.
I don't know if you're aware of this, Josephine...
-No way! -Dad! That's right, isn't it?
...but I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet.
You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
But Edward was not like most men.
I'm sorry, ma'am. I am.
The town decided to send a human sacrifice and I volunteered.
Because the crow didn't say how it was gonna happen, just those words:
Roses are red Violets are blue
...and quicksand that would swallow you up before you could even scream.
I don't suppose that I could...
...and with it, banks, liens and debt.
My father talked about things he never did...
Why are you here?
The other 90 percent is below the water where you can't see it.
-Daffodils! -They're your favorite flower.
Not yet.
You're just trying to get me to leave, aren't you?
-You are in for a surprise. -Am I?
Roses are red, violets are blue I love Spectre
Forget it. Don't waste your time. She's out of your league.
Johann Gambolputty
After the war, the sons of Alabama returned home, looking for work.
I don't want to eat you. I don't want to eat anybody.
Well, since I had no intention of ever returning to Ashton...
...I might choose the fancy version.
Now, I'd tried everything on it:
...and the ordeal that brought me before them.
I'm gonna be cleaning out the cash drawers...
Everyone is just so glad to see you...
Stop it!
When I was offered a secret mission...
Probably just as well.
This isn't how I die.
A few years later, I added other products and other cities...
Over the months, I learned a lot about the woman I would marry...
Truth is, no one quite knew what was wrong.
As the months passed, he found more and more things to fix...
...the postmaster finally caught up with me.
Why, you son of a...
-Oh, I'm so sorry! I... -It's okay. Just leave it.
I'll do it.
Of course, the best part was coming up with the new material.
All right, you! You help my friend, okay?