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- Come on, let's go. - Don't rush.
Bernie is gonna have us killed?
What is going on?
Look at this teak. I mean this whole apartment.
- We can't just leave him like this, you know. - Come on, Bernie.
I mean this is just my luck.
Mister, can I bury you?
When I see you take pics of every dinner course.....
You in here, Lomax? You little bastard.
You heard the conversation. What am I supposed to do about it?
He's my butler. But...
See you, Bern.
97% OF STETSON'S ALUMNI ARE EMPLOYED
Larry and I have been reprogramming the accounts on the new computer system.
I STOP WHEN I AM UP AT THE CASINO
- Do you have any roommates? - No. Roommates? No. None.
Richard worked on that part, sir.
- Yes, I mean we'll work weekends. - Weekends are very good for me.
I just don't feel comfortable with most of those people.
I just saw you with him.
Let me explain something to you.
- Am I? - Yes.
There's nothing from a Doreena, a Martha, Judy?
Quiet.
I am home.
- Did you try the key? - Don't insult my intelligence.
I made these a little sweeter this time. Okay, Bernie?
You are early.
Mine still works.
Bless you my son
That is true, Bernie.
I am. That's because of the walls. They are too thin.
Why would he do this? I mean, he had everything.
It's got to be in here somewhere.
What about it?
How do I know, Richard? Should I stop and ask him?
He couldn't have.
I'd invite you to my apartment, but I have five roommates.
- He's in the bedroom. - Is that so?
- Give me the keys. - Have you ever driven a boat before?
I hope my major medical covers it.
You've not shut up about her for two months.
- You have a butler? - Yeah. Don't get him started.
I mean this is really good. Good.
Row the boat
Hold The Boat
Where's Bernie?
Haud the bis
"I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch."
Ladies, how are you?
This guy is my idol.
It's just that some men would try to impress women by...
You're early.
God.
Please.
Yeah. Don't worry about it.
Can just lock ourselves in until they get here?
what's- her-name's name. I'll get you a drink. Come on.
So what?
To me you'll always be Vanessa.
Me? Oh, no, thanks. I'll just tough it out here at Bernie's.
God, it's glorious out, huh?
Yes, Operator, can you get me the police, please? Thank you.
I don't believe this, she's...
DADSY
Does anybody live up there? A lighthouse keeper or someone?
Where the hell are you, you son of a bitch?
About what?
Bye-bye, ladies. We'll see you later.
I always liked you, Bernie.
Amazing.
Oh, Jesus. What is it with this place?
I don't understand why this is becoming all my fault.
It's not even dark out and he's out of his skull.
I love this man.
This ferry isn't leaving. It's docking.
- Coming. - I got him.
This is now the perfect weekend.
It's just Bernie.
I know that. You know that.
Good evening, young lady.
Wait. It's Monday morning. After lunch, right?
- You think it's safe to go in the water? - No, better not.
I am spending it with my folks.
- What's going on? - That's illegal.
I hate it when they scream.
Okay. I'll tell you.
Sure.
to defraud the company. Perhaps we should check back records.
You know Cristina – you have to set your goals…..work hard My old man worked hard – all he got was more work
The point is, I just want to be back in New York with an alibi.
We're out of gas.
I know, Alice, but he won't bend on it.
They were so jealous. I mean, I loved it.
Oh, God.
Let's go.
We've been summoned to the mountain top. This is good for your career.
Thank you, Bernie.
By the time you come home I'll be dead
Come on, Rich.
Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie. I just got to the island.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- Goodbye, Mr. Lomax. - Bye.
Okay, gentlemen?
George Marley's dead. Thank goodness!
Why are you whispering?
- Yes, I did. I am. They have a house here. - Great.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's the new Goose song