Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Bernie.
Had a chance to think about my offer?
- Did everything go okay up there? - Never been better.
Are you in here?
That’s illegal. What you’re doing is illegal!
Gwen.
Hey, Lomax, it's Paulie. I just got to the island.
Booze and women. That is my lifestyle and I love it!
I won't even have to change the books.
See that?
Made a damn good float though.
This is tragic.
- Shut up. - Who are you... You lousy...
Everything will be easier Once the kid is born
I'm pressing. I pressed that button.
No, I think we should call the police.
georgette do you-- no i don't nope,sorry! you've lost that right my answer is you should go in regardless of what i do.
Gwen, listen to me.
You need music, flowers, candles. You need...
No, he didn't.
Test One
- Do it. - This is good.
I can explain.
- Say "Hi, I want to go out with you." - I can't say that.
Wait a minute.
That's what it says.
- What? - I said...
Fun while it lasted, huh?
IF YOU DON'T COME HOME NOW I AM KILLI G MYSELF
They do a wonderful crËme br˚lÈe here. It's delicious.
We are houseguests, come on. You want some?
- Good. - Okay.
- Candlelight? Flowers? - I know. But Bernie is tied up right now.
Wait.
Oh, God!
Mr. Lomax invited me and my friend Larry for the weekend.
Hurry up.
Come on! Lighten up there, Rich! We are on our way!
- Who? - Your aunt?
- Nothing's happening. - More gas.
Incidentally, you're a disgusting human being.
Gwen and I, Thursday night, 8:00 p.m., dinner.
Don't forget. Wake me up.
bless you, my son.
- I can't see. - Watch out for the trap...
It's either that or living with my parents, and I don't think that's a good idea.
Thanks, pal.
Let’s go to the beach
Hey, is Bernie around?
Honey, have a drink, relax. You'll be fine.
- I don't understand why we've to move him. - Don't ask. Just move him.
I told everyone we were going to Bernie's house for the weekend.
I'm gonna rip your gums out!
Oh, no, you are wrong. Look.
You are absolutely right. Gentlemen, this is good work.
Hi.
I'll wear something special.
- Hi, Bernie. - Hello.
You should have been out there sailing with us today.
Go see Bernie about it. Go see Bernie.
Why can't you be a lazy shit like I am?
Company.
Hi, Tawny! I'm horny!
he's screwing my girlfriend.
What, you bastard, did you do with Bernie?
Well, hello.
Got to move your workout to late tomorrow afternoon, B.
Watch this, Richard.
Oh, God. What the hell are those things?
Hey, dude. You need to pump some iron.
Sort of '60s style.
He looks good enough. Let's go.
Hold up.
Oh, God.
What?
- Hey, Skeet. How are you doing? - Hey, Mr. Lomax.
he says there's no interest in the subject matter.
Right. You are right. Okay, I am sorry.
Hi, Bernie. See you at the party tonight.
- Don't open that. - Why not?
No.
And don't try to cover up for him, either.
I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch.
Look here!
- Now what am I going to tell them? - I don't know.
Got a little scotch?
Do I need that much?
We are in the market. We invest.
He's got nice form.
- I have an idea. - What is it?
He'd want this.
You son of a bitch. I got you.
As you may or may not know, Mr. Lomax...
We were really looking forward to coming out here...
You know, $30,000 is a more than decent price for that car.
You little bastard.
Here we go. Walk it off, big guy.
You don't have to say anything.
A little more gas.
What do you think?
- Me? - Us?
I'm not going anywhere without Bernie.