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I'm just kind of protective of my sister.
It's okay, Devi.
The love seat.
This.
you can do whatever you want.
the queer community, Jehovah's Witnesses, and, um...
to the person in school that everyone is gonna be jealous of.
[clears throat]
Comedy Comedy
I know. I got your Excel spreadsheet.
[McEnroe] At lunch, Devi beelined it to where she knew Paxton would be,
Is his penis as big as it looks in those gray sweatpants?
Yeah.
It's just a catchphrase of one of her favorite characters on American TV.
♪ Dressing up for the party ♪
and I have a date after school.
-Tater-tot nachos. -Hup-up-up.
[McEnroe] Being inside Paxton's garage
My doctor says any day now.
But thanks.
Okay, well, with your permission, I'd still like to play it.
[sighs] I don't even know why we have this stupid bike. It was Mohan's.
The Trust Bird.
-No, I didn't say that. -Okay.
What the hell's going on here?
The Hollywood sign, Venice Beach, Olive Garden.
Yeah, it does.
Because you don't look like a skank.
-[McEnroe] He absolutely did not. -Yeah, he did.
♪ Make me cry ♪
Did they clean those vents over the summer?
Reverse cowgirl.
[sighs]
-What? Mom, I'm fast asleep! -[book thuds on floor]
and then Paxton literally pulls me aside, and is like...
Oh, oh, oh.
[McEnroe] Whoa, Paxton speaks Japanese?
she didn't know what to do.
At least I can grow a mustache.
[musical instruments playing discordantly]
Anyway, welcome back, Devi! Let's jam.
Principal Grubbs, if it's okay with you, I'd like not to press charges.
[laughs]