Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

May I, Mr. Shapiro?

Okay. What is it?

[upbeat music playing]

[yells] Jesus Christ!

But we've been dating for three months.

I missed it too. I was talking to you guys.

Kamala, this lemonade is too sour.

losing your virginity to someone you barely know

♪ Let's pack a bag and never come back ♪

Paxton, I would never make fun of your sister.

Yes, and I am your Matthew McConnicky!

It smells like there is actual shit in this room.

"I do eat eggs. I do eat eggs."

Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow,

Cool. I got fired from retail.

♪ We've got it made ♪

[Rebecca] Nice to meet you.

I have a better chance of being hit by a meteor.

There's not. The room was cleaned over the summer.

I'm just a messed-up person who ruins everything

I'm here to have sex with you.

♪ Or are we finally coming alive ♪

Paxton, can I talk to you?

Look, if anyone here is dreaming, it's me.

[playing continues]

♪ Never come back ♪

How is... the weather?

Okay, we really weren't discussing that, Ben.

-That's how she says. -I do eat eggs.

I always hated it.

-You can scroll. -I'm not gonna scroll.

not only will you never drive the moped,

I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday.

Anyways, I'm gonna go contour my nose before he sees me in class.

What? You can't sell it.

[Devi] It was bad.

but then, she moves off-screen.

Sorry, we don't have Bagel Bites tonight.

[Eleanor] Proud of you for boning Paxton!